Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?

jwb · April 06, 2011, 05:59:29 PM

Never argue with an idiot!
They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

RW · April 06, 2011, 06:30:41 PM

About life

This is not a rehersal!!!

D4D · April 06, 2011, 06:31:55 PM

Such is life

Kangaron · April 06, 2011, 06:35:43 PM

Don't make excuses.
make it happen!

welchygq · April 06, 2011, 07:43:24 PM

there are no stupid questions, only stupid people

speewa158 · April 06, 2011, 07:45:35 PM

More stupid people dont ask questions , they think they know , but dont

CRW · April 06, 2011, 08:13:35 PM

The seven P's

Prior
Preparation &
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

Carl

OzJeeper · April 06, 2011, 08:41:46 PM

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

OzJeeper · April 06, 2011, 08:43:58 PM

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

Patr80l · April 06, 2011, 08:55:51 PM

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

dallp · April 06, 2011, 08:59:43 PM

A rolling stone gathers no crumbling cookies.

Black Diamond · April 06, 2011, 09:03:23 PM

Quote from: dno on April 06, 2011, 05:38:43 PM

Assumption is the mother of all fu@kups.

how true is that

envee · April 06, 2011, 10:32:43 PM

Quote from: dno on April 06, 2011, 05:38:43 PM
Assumption is the mother of all fu@kups.

A similar one

Assume makes an ass out of u and me

and another one

I don't mean to be a nuisance....I'm just good at it !!

Teabag · April 06, 2011, 10:36:30 PM

Perception is only half of reality......

Nutto · April 06, 2011, 10:41:56 PM

"Sometimes you're the windscreen....sometimes you're the bug.."

Patr80l · April 06, 2011, 10:53:26 PM

Half the population has below average intelligence.

Flemo · April 06, 2011, 10:57:03 PM

There are 2 kinds of people in the world -
those that observe that people have one brain but two ears so should listen more and think less, and
those that observe that people have one mouth and two legs so should shut up and f#*k off!!

Black Diamond · April 06, 2011, 11:05:27 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaah Confucious say :

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

He who let woman on top is f***ing up.

Chinese couple who have white baby, name it " Sum Ting Wong"

He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

Man who walk in airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

singo-26 · April 06, 2011, 11:40:52 PM

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck?

outback jack · April 07, 2011, 06:31:03 AM

i'm always in the sh1t, only the depth varies

Teabag · April 07, 2011, 06:36:49 AM

Hard to soar like and eagle when surrounded by turkeys, gobble, gobble.....

Jon · April 07, 2011, 06:45:40 AM

More Confuscious,

Man who run in run of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted.

TOPNDR · April 07, 2011, 07:06:42 AM

My father, of incompetence, particularly drivers.

Couldn't drive a red hot needle into butter

Paul Keating, of John Hewson.

A shiver looking for a spine to crawl up.

And of John Howard.

Desiccated coconut, and, when they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit

Draggin · April 07, 2011, 08:39:55 AM

When commenting on the Blues playing the Maroons - (go the mighty Maroons)

also best yelled out with a few mates in the know ---

The crowd roared - " ROAR"
The crowd cheered- "CHEER"
The crowd gave a sigh of disappointment - "OH $HIT"

Johnno convert · April 07, 2011, 08:50:32 AM

Benjamin Disraeli had a few brilliant ones, one being "Reason's weakness is its belief that it has the capacity to convince unreason".
When people are whinging unreasonably at you "I'm sorry, you are confusing me with someone that actually gives a damn!"

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Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?