Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?

[TroyE]

harder to pick than a broken nose ie do I get the sticker OR the cooler?

[Johnno convert]

Flash as a black rat with a gold tooth. (I know the rat one was put in before but it is actually black. Nothing flash about a normal rat with a gold tooth!!)

[dno]

piss'n against the wind

[ralphedward]

My absolute favourite saying is ---- Do you want a beer mate!    Nothing beats it!!!!!!!

[kochy]

I have this on a picture hanging over my spare bed.
NEVER GET SO BUSY MAKING A LIVING THAT YOU FORGET TO HAVE A LIFE

[squirell]

Better to be a has been than a never was.                                                                         

[speewa158]

Beer is better than sex . Well you can have a beer in front of your mother in law 

[squirell]

Those that can:do,  Those that can't:teach,  and those that can't teach:teach teacher's.

[graham]

when it comes to the mechanical side of things eg nuts an bolts  righty tighty, lefty loosey cheers Graham

[solarpanel4]

   Why do you ask two dogs ?



    Jeff

[graham]

   Why do you ask two dogs ?

hahahahahahahaha niccccccce

    Jeff

[morgue]

We have a couple for work

SNAFU... Situation Normal All Fkd Up.

SWAT Team .... Shite, Water and Trouble Shooters

[D4D]

oh ay bro, do you happen to have a bucket or a hose?

[tonyo]

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you expect.

For the engineering minded, "Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined".

[olddigger]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. (Oscar Wilde)

[D4D]

There are 2 ways to do something, the right way and again.

[Jon]

Courtesy of Mr Walker in another thread-

It is also the holy grail of electrical cabling. It is mandatory that anyone claiming to be an electrical expert  mentions 6 B&S in a post. All cables in your vehicle must also be 6B&S, even things like interior light. All solar applications must use 6B&S.
There are several international standards as well as a mandate from the united nations covering the wiring of camper trailers and the fitment of 12v accessories to a vehicle that mention specifically the compulsory use of 6 B&S cable
I hope that helps

[cardinal28]

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
About as useful as tits on a bull.
About as useful as a hip pocket on a t-shirt.
Near enough is not good enough, but good enough is near enough.

[Chippy76]

On getting the job done quickly and properly .....

"Im not here to f*ck horses" ....... or if the kids are around "Im not here to fornicate with equine"

On not really caring

"I dont give a large rodents rectum (rats ass)"

On feeling well (courtesy of my mates 90 yo gma)

"How are you nan?"
"I'm still buying green bananas! "

Cheers Chippy

[Doug.b]

This is one of my favourites

you should pull up your pants and let your mouth have a go!!!!!!!!!

[dno]

On being angry with someone..

I hope you have a , sh$t and fall backwards in it...

dno.

[ScottnRach]

Is a bear a catholic

Does the pope $hit in the woods

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back

[mystq]

100% of non smokers die

[Joff]

Hurting you is the last thing i want to do!!

But it's still on the list! 

[Gonewalkabouts]

Gonewalkabouts favourite one liner:

Let's shake the tree and see what falls out

I guess everyone has a hobby ( used for pathetic habits)

Who the @$¥€ gave him a license to breath

I like to refer to those of not reaching the minimum standards in society as a "half blow" ( missing a few chromosomes at the conception stage of their life)

Gonewalkabouts ( ejumacated by Warrick Capper)