Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?

[D4D]

Up and down like a brides nightie

[morgue]

Saying for a person who breaks things consistantly..."Passion Fingers"...everything they touch turns to s..t

[Johnno convert]

experience is recognising a mistake when you make it the second time!

[dno]

Gota head like a robbers dog.

[morgue]

1/. Oh, for fk sake!
2/. Every day, is a good day when you can get out of bed!
3/. I blame my biorythums for this stuff up.

[dno]

Any thing for free is good. As long as it's not sexually transmitted.

[Johnno convert]

another bloody mobile chicane (slow moving vehicle, caravan CT or truck )

[D4D]

You can't polish a turd

[gibbo301]

I'm so happy i could just sh*t in my hands and clap

sexy fingers he f*cks everything he touches

He can climb plastic he got out of the afterbirth bucket

[dno]

Nice..  

[TroyE]

You can't polish a turd

but you can roll it in glitter

[way-t-go]

For someone who did something stupid "If brains were dynamite... he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose"

[GSK33]

You can't polish a turd

Just ask the Myth Busters about that one, they managed to polish two types of turds Love that show.

[Chippy76]

As on Jons Signature ....

"I got a sweater for Xmas, really wanted a moaner or screamer."

Cheers Chippy