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Started by Rodt, February 06, 2014, 08:16:33 AM

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glenm64

#75
January 06, 2020, 09:18:13 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

glenm64

#76
January 06, 2020, 09:19:37 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

Robbo

#77
January 07, 2020, 09:03:33 AM
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glenm64

#78
February 01, 2020, 08:38:27 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

glenm64

#79
February 03, 2020, 08:46:53 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

Robbo

#80
February 05, 2020, 05:45:19 AM
Elizabeth and Dolly

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day.
So the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity".
The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, and drinks it down.
Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel says, "ok, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asked, "What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She pees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly says the Angel, but even in Heaven A Royal Flush Beats a Pair No Matter How Big They Are"

glenm64

#81
March 09, 2020, 07:01:18 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

Hairs

#82
March 14, 2020, 03:40:20 PM
:)
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

rockrat

#83
March 14, 2020, 03:41:02 PM
Quote from: Hairs on March 14, 2020, 03:40:20 PM
:)



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Fizzie

#84
March 14, 2020, 05:17:17 PM
& next year's generation will be the start of the Coronials ;D
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Hairs

#85
March 14, 2020, 06:07:59 PM
Quote from: Fizzie on March 14, 2020, 05:17:17 PM
& next year's generation will be the start of the Coronials ;D
Cheers :)
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

glenm64

#86
March 24, 2020, 06:22:42 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

gronk

#87
March 24, 2020, 07:26:16 PM
You all thought the virus was bad..
Wait till the Jehovah Witnesses find out everyone is at home ??
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Rodt

#88
March 26, 2020, 06:31:02 AM
 ;D

Rodt

#89
March 26, 2020, 09:36:55 AM
 ;D

Bird

#90
March 26, 2020, 09:48:58 AM
Quote from: glenm64


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Gone to a new home

Bird

#91
March 26, 2020, 09:52:06 AM
Quote from: Hairs on March 14, 2020, 03:40:20 PM
:)
But will it become a public holiday with 50000 people having a birthday on the same day
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Gone to a new home

Bird

#92
March 26, 2020, 10:21:37 AM
Apparently Prince Charles is isolating in Balmoral with Covid19 and Prince Andrew at Westminster with Jenny 14
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Gone to a new home

Moggy

#93
March 26, 2020, 11:15:06 AM
Quote from: Bird on March 26, 2020, 10:21:37 AM
Apparently Prince Charles is isolating in Balmoral with Covid19 and Prince Andrew at Westminster with Jenny 14


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glenm64

#94
March 28, 2020, 08:00:48 PM
 

Cheers Glen

There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

MarkGU

#95
March 28, 2020, 09:21:29 PM
How long is this social distancing thing supposed to last? Because my wife almost got back in the house twice. She's getting crafty.

;D ;D
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Robbo

#96
March 29, 2020, 07:37:36 AM
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Hairs

#97
March 29, 2020, 11:37:38 AM
:)
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

Hairs

#99
March 29, 2020, 02:32:11 PM
Quote from: plusnq on March 29, 2020, 02:20:26 PM
It was a great show.
They were funny buggars.
:)
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)
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