Funny Photos - 2022

[Pottsy]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

[Hairs]

Hmm

[Bird]

LOL!

[Hairs]

This will work.

[NZMarkb]

Love to see it at night Time 😂😂

[bmwfreak]

Got my doubts, as it doesn't look like Hi-Ten barb🤣

[MattNQ]

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[Bird]

The future?

[MattNQ]

The future?

That's gold. Lucky I'd put my drink down before I read that. Would have been all over my keyboard.

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[Hairs]

Cheers Bird.
Needed a good laugh.

[Bird]

Noice BBQ

[Hairs]

Noice BBQ

Saw one years ago that was the front end of an XY GTHO look alike.

[Hairs]

Go the Woodbutcher

[Bird]

Go the Woodbutcher

as if jeeps need more fuel to burn

[Hairs]

as if jeeps need more fuel to burn

It would look a lot classier if the corners were dove tail jointed

[Bird]

It would look a lot classier if the corners were dove tail jointed

or a teak left guard...

[lloydus67]

Teak is expensive, perhaps just a veneer


Sent from me

[Fizzie]

Nah, he's just worried that a full bull bar might be too heavy

[bmwfreak]

Could be balsa wood for pedestrian safety

[MDS69]

Could be balsa wood for pedestrian safety

If the impact doesn't kill you the splinters will.

[Bird]

Pickle me grandmother.... sounds painful..

[Foo]

 

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[Bird]

Foo

I've never understood makin food so hot you cant taste anything for a month...

[Jeepers Creepers]

I've never understood makin food so hot you cant taste anything for a month...

Going in is one thing, but what goes in, must come out..... fukk dat.

[Foo]

I've never understood makin food so hot you cant taste anything for a month...

That's got me stuffed also. 

Foo