Women, they're never happy.

[gclan]

My husband and I have an agreement...he doesn't complain about my cooking or cleaning skills and I don't complain when he photographs nude International Playboy models

[xcvator]

My husband and I have an agreement...he doesn't complain about my cooking or cleaning skills and I don't complain when he photographs nude International Playboy models

Does he need an offsider, I'd be happy to measure the distance from the camera to the subjects of lust er desire um,er,um, I think I'll just have a quick cold shower 

[gclan]

I believe the official term for his offsider is a 'Fluffer'. I'll put in a good word for you

[Jeepers Creepers]

I believe the official term for his offsider is a 'Fluffer'. I'll put in a good word for you

I can fluff pretty good, i might have to look into this. Does it matter if they really really stink?

[Tassie devils]

Gclan you no the Rule  happy for you to personal inbox me just would like to see the quality of the shots

[gclan]

I don't think I'd be allowed to post these photos on here. It is a PG forum after all 

What are the rules on linking to the website? 


JC - is there a wrong way to fluff

[Jeepers Creepers]

Yeah, but we won't go there during the childrens timeslot.

[gclan]

OK...The site still needs some tweaking and photo resizing, but here it is:

Owen James Fine Arts Photography
http://www.owenjames.com.au/


# WARNING: make sure the kids aren't around and the boss isn't looking over your shoulder.

It is a 'NUDE' Fine Arts Photography website, and I take no responsibility if you get into strife with the boss of the household either  

[xcvator]

 

[Tassie devils]

Owen James  I even watched the video some great shots

[Smoko]

Well that's it I'm no use to anyone after that


Smoko

[Kit_e_kat9]

I am so darn happy! 

Tomorrow I'm on leave ... *Insert YAY emoticon here* ... and it's me birdie *Insert planning to get drunk emoticon here* So what we'll probably do is hitch up and disappear for awhile.

Kit_e

[Barry G]

Good for you Kit-e! 

I actually recon there are heaps more happy sheilas in the world than some blokes on here like to make out.
IME it ain't actually hard to keep a woman that matters to you happy, and it is actually enjoyable as well.

Of course, just as with kids and puppy dogs, we need to be consistent in our approach, no good being hard to live with most of the time then hoping to get in the good books with the occasional 'grand gesture'.

Of course, if this doesn't ring true over time, maybe the couple in question just aren't cut out for each other.

[Tassie devils]

I am so darn happy! 

Tomorrow I'm on leave ... *Insert YAY emoticon here* ... and it's me birdie *Insert planning to get drunk emoticon here* So what we'll probably do is hitch up and disappear for awhile.

Kit_e

Hi kit-e have you got room for Barry1956

[Kit_e_kat9]

Hi kit-e have you got room for Barry1956

Absolutely ... I reckon he's got Dealing With Women down pat.

Love your attitude Barry1956!

Kit_e

[Barry G]

Hi kit-e have you got room for Barry1956

Tassie Devils,
I'm afraid I would have to decline, part of the secret of keeping a woman happy is to be absolutely clear that it isn't possible to keep more than ONE happy - not including mother / M.I.L. / daughters - otherwise:  *EPIC FAIL* 

Absolutely ... I reckon he's got Dealing With Women down pat.

Love your attitude Barry1956!

Kit_e

Thanks Kit_e,

You are right, it isnt 'rocket surgery'.

Likewise, from what I've read of your posts, you seem to have 'Dealing with Blokes' sorted as well.

[prodigyrf]

Around here I wear the pants me missus chooses for me orright!

Seems to work so far although I never quite worked out how the racing motorbikes and gear gave way to all superfluous soft furnishings and stuff.

[McGirr]

OK...The site still needs some tweaking and photo resizing, but here it is:

Owen James Fine Arts Photography
http://www.owenjames.com.au/


# WARNING: make sure the kids aren't around and the boss isn't looking over your shoulder.

It is a 'NUDE' Fine Arts Photography website, and I take no responsibility if you get into strife with the boss of the household either

The use of the bush background is great  the girls got in the way 

Mark

[xcvator]

The use of the bush background is great  the girls got in the way 

Mark

What background ?

[Jeepers Creepers]

Hey, the ol girl knocked out some creamy garlic prawns and rice for dinner last night.

For a woman who has put more people in hospital than traffic accidents with her cooking, it was pretty damm good.

Geez, now i can't wait now for the Xmas eve roast pork we are having.

[gclan]

Your wife sounds like such a lucky lady

[Jeepers Creepers]

Yeah, she's pretty lucky to have me, thats for sure.

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me..............

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.

It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.

I gave her a loving smile and said,

"Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 3 cartons of Carlton Dry, for the price of 2."