Women, they're never happy.

[chillipepperz]

Stuff me sideways, i wish women would leave things alone for once.

Got home today and wantrd to dress the blades on the big ride-on mower, so grab the angle grinder with the flap disc on it and yep, you guessed it, its worn out and rooted. 

Seems Mrs. Creepers been doing her toe nails with it again, which i don't mind, but don't put it back with a buggered disc.

Do ya toenails, fit a new flap disc and then, and only then, put the angle grinder away.

The upside is, her toe nails do look nice now, she slapped a bit of house paint on 'ém and she looks kinder sexy now.

Starting to sound like Ruthy now Jeepers! 

[Jeepers Creepers]

The ol girl went to the doctor yesterday about her eye.

She's got a lazy eye, but now its spread to her whole body.

The lazy eye makes it fun to talk to her though, one eye looks at your while the other one spins around like a little dodgem car on steroids.

[flamingo]

  Your just an old romantic JC! Make it dam hard for us average blokes!  Phil

[Jeepers Creepers]

Bloody women......

Just got yelled at for putting a petrol soaked rag through the washing machine.

How else are you supposed to get the f*@+ing thing clean..... and she had the hide to call me a dickhead....how rude.

[bert56]

My wife calls both my stepson and me dickhead, we never know who she is calling.


Why is it things never work both ways with women?


Bert

[Mallory Black]

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

ahhh I dunno.....

[Caneye]

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

ahhh I dunno.....

Dem dair is fightin words

[austastar]

Just got yelled at for putting a petrol soaked rag through the washing machine.

And then she goes and uses your best tenon saw to prune some tree branches??

"Why didn't you use the bush saw?"

"Its got big, nasty teeth!"

Grrrr!

Gota love'em though.

cheers

[Kit_e_kat9]

I'd reckon this thread is the reason I am still single (as such) and live alone.  Too much nit picking for me.   

Some advise from my mother:  Don't sweat the small stuff ... don't hold a grudge ... remember only the times of joy ... and you'll have a successful relationship.  She should know ... they've been married 43 years.

Kit_e

[Jeepers Creepers]

I've been married for 24 years..... Just not all to the same person.... BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh bugger, just wet myself.....

[jclures]

I have been married 37 years next month and I still have not worked them out. When you think you are getting there they just shift the goal posts, so you have to start again.

[Black Diamond]

I'll say it again, "If it has Tits or Wheels it will give you trouble"

BD

[krisandkev]

Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post..... 


Kevin

[Black Diamond]

Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post.....   


Kevin

You suckjob 

[Kit_e_kat9]

Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post..... 


Kevin

Lucky Woman!  I'm certainly jealous.

Kit_e

[Patt31]

have been watching this thread, and meer male page from the womens weekly years ago comes to mind, but have a grin from ear to ear, gosh it is good to see the love......

[Newsman]

...

[Tassie devils]

I'll say it again, "If it has Tits or Wheels it will give you trouble"

BD

I had a girlfriend once who had massive tits, she would constantly complain that  a talked behind her back I said "honey but your in a wheel chair"

[MDS69]

Actually I am the luckiest person in the world. I have the most wonderful wife and I just worship the ground she walks on.  Just love her so much.

Yes, she does read what I post..... 


Kevin

Are you sure she hasn't hijacked your login
Kevin is that really you. Kevin.. Kevin.........

[speewa158]

l am not going to read any of this as l can get into troble all by meself . hard to belive but true 

[Jeepers Creepers]

The wife says today, seeing as the weathers turned to crap as far as boating goes, i'll do what ever you want to cheer you up.

So now she's cleaning the BBQ for me, and i might add, she's doing a pretty good job of it too.

Hope she doesn't take too long though, i'd love a good coffee before i road test some lime fusion beer she bought yesterday and the beers aren't going to get in a stubbie holder all by themselves.

I don't know why anyone puts lime in beer, seems a bit strange to me.

Oh well, looks like i'm gunna have to make my own coffee at this rate..... bloody women....

[Jenko67]

gee jeepers... you are game....

[bert56]

Jeepers now I know there is another the same as me, always in the shat with the wife.

Just did it again, Don't know what it was though.



Bert

[Kit_e_kat9]

So now she's cleaning the BBQ for me, and i might add, she's doing a pretty good job of it too.

As I recall, the Blokes Hand Book states that BBQ's are Men's Business ... you slacking off again Jeepers?

Kit_e

[Jeepers Creepers]

As I recall, the Blokes Hand Book states that BBQ's are Men's Business ... you slacking off again Jeepers?

Kit_e

Don't do today, work that can be done tomorrow or done by the wife.