Women, they're never happy.

[Silva]

It is sometimes nice to be partly deaf. Sorry dear I didn't hear you (selective hearing).

And more you give them, the more they want.


Bert

And when she raises her voice saying are you listening too ME!!!!

standard answer is yes dear , just not remembering, Then duck and roll for cover

[Jeepers Creepers]

To top off a good day yesterday, what with the BBQ clean etc etc, i even i got to throw a leg over last night. 

Yeah, i know,  but i don't have a wide angle lenns big enough.

She's on a diet at the moment, started it on Saturday just just gone. The big lump balloned out to 57 kilos and i said, back to 50 kilos or ya not going to Fraser........

Oh don't panic, she's lost a kilo already and i'd take her anyway, because stuffed if i'm digging the jeep out if we bog it again.

[hainess]

Under 60 kilos?

In Tin Can?

She is older than 14 isn't she?

Rod

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[Jeepers Creepers]

Yeah.... nearly 51 at the moment.... PMSL... 

[prodigyrf]

Calvin: Do you like being a girl?"
Susie: "Its gotta be better than the alternative."
Calvin: "Whats it like? Is it like being a bug?"
Susie: "Like a WHAT?"
Calvin: "I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it."
(last caption of Calvin upside down against wall with stars buzzing around head)


Calvinist philosophy-

I have a hammer! I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while! Ah, it's great to be male!

"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!"
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes."

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what. (well he is only six)

"Hello Susie, this is Calvin. I lost our homework assignment. Can you tell me what we were supposed to read for tomorrow?"
"Are you sure you're not calling for some other reason?"
"Why else would I call you?"
"Maybe you missed the melodious sound of my voice?"
"WHAT? Are you crazy? All I want is the STUPID assignment!"
"First say you missed the melodious sound of my voice."
"THIS IS BLACKMAIL!"
(you'll learn Calvin)

[Robbo]

Hey JC, is there anything in particular that you would like to have inscribed on your headstone?? Just in case us My Swagers need to make a contribution to the stonemason after your inevitable departure..

[edz]

Got the songs for the eulogy picked out already for him Robbo ..
Johnny cashes "Big bad John "and "Burning Ring of Fire "     ..LOL.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Geez, ya say that like i've done sumfin wrong you two. 

[Robbo]

Geez, ya say that like i've done sumfin wrong you two. 

LOL... You're a brave man JC, however i would pay good money for a ringside seat when your missus gets to read this thread...

[edz]

Any way JC arnt you supposed to be packing to go to Fraser tomorrow ?

[Kit_e_kat9]

I'M JUST NOT HAPPY.   

Kit_e
No one has put me in their suitcase destined for Fraser yet ...

[bert56]

Me to Kitty.

My tastes are to simple, camping,fishing and relaxing.

Her's involve never ending working with the occassional trip to Sydney or Brisbane. What makes it really bad is she has convinced the kids that their life should be the same.

Bert

[Jeepers Creepers]

Any way JC arnt you supposed to be packing to go to Fraser tomorrow ?

Maaaaate, everything is ready to roll. All i have to do is put the beer in the esky first thing tomorrow.

Jeeps packed, with a power lead running the fridge on 240v, ct is all done, even ran a spanner over the u-bolts on it, checked the wheel bearings and gave 'em a nip up.

We is ready to roll brother. 

[Robbo]

Good on ya JC. Have a great trip try not to wind her in doors up too much and you should have a good time otherwise Fraser will never be the same again. 

[bert56]

Your lucky JC.

Bert

[edz]

Happy trax JC.
May your truck n trailer float over the soft Inskip sand to the barge of the green n gold,...a short ride to the Island of sand to get bags of fish to hold ...sit back with a beer in hand and just enjoy that fine Fraser sand ...
Yeah I know, as a poet I suck.... but it seemed to go together .

[Mallory Black]

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, took me 5 hours to get her off the big wheel.

And she's back on the warpath again..... she was up for making a home movie last night. All I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

ahhhh I dunno,  women..... She sat on my glasses last week and broke them. But it was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

[hargs]

I'm female and I'm happy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We've got 3 days off next weekend and going camping !!!! Maybe Eucumbene, maybe Blowering, maybe Burrinjuck. 

[ewwreckers]

You fellas are just all heart, reminds me of this song lol
http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=81896989&ac=now

[Kit_e_kat9]

I'm very happy today.  It's Friday.  Boss is buying me a chinese banquet dinner for christmas.  I'm going camping tomorrow.  It's only 12 days till I'm on holidays.

This day is Good!   

Kit_e   

[Jeepers Creepers]

My wife is p!ssed off with me again. I crept into the bedroom last night
and swapped her tampon for a party popper.

She has no sense of humour. 

[edz]

Bloody hell Jeepers, GONE and spat beer all over my keyboard now, mongrel !!!

[edz]

Ohh and by the way, should I ask ?? How was Fraser 

[Jeepers Creepers]

Ohh and by the way, should I ask ?? How was Fraser 

See my trip report, if ya game...

[Smoko]

My wife is p!ssed off with me again. I crept into the bedroom last night
and swapped her tampon for a party popper.

She has no sense of humour. 

Pop goes the weasel

Smoko