Women, they're never happy.

[GeoffA]

My head hurts, whats it say

It's in Patr80l's reply......

[Jeepers Creepers]

Oh yeah.

I'm looking at Lima Oscar Limo thinking, what the hell and then one of the little timber gears in my big block head fell off its little axle and i worked it out.

And i'm the smart one in the family.

[bunyip]

And i'm the smart one in the family.

Now we KNOW SWMBO does not rad the forum

Bunyip

[Jeepers Creepers]

Yep.

But don't worry, we'll catch up at some time at big swag do and you can all dob me in when ya meet her.

[bunyip]

JC,

What happens in the forum, stays in the forum

Bunyip

[Stozz]

Beware the wife who *smiles*, *chuckles*, *politely nods* and secretly plots paybacks...

[SteveandViv]

Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em...

I dunno D4D. Just one mouse click away if I take your sig right 

[bert56]

It is sometimes nice to be partly deaf. Sorry dear I didn't hear you (selective hearing).

And more you give them, the more they want.


Bert

[prodigyrf]

My head hurts, whats it say

I think for Hauler it's meant to be ... --- ... because the stoopid earthling can't comprehend Venusian space travellers. You've just got to learn how to decipher their alien space rays among other less pressing matters-
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=25432.0

[fuji]

Bought a book for the girlie the other day about he footy team which she reveres and I had to prompt her to say thanks. Sheesh!

[prodigyrf]

JC,

What happens in the forum, stays in the forum

Bunyip

But if the missus, Julia, Tania, Penny and Jenny ever find out, just remember it's all Tony Abbott's fault!

[prodigyrf]

And the quintessential earthling reference for deciphering alien space rays is-
http://cgibin.rcn.com/fillmore.dnai/communication.html

[Kit_e_kat9]

And the quintessential earthling reference for deciphering alien space rays is-
http://cgibin.rcn.com/fillmore.dnai/communication.html

.-..   ---   .-..

Kit_e

[McGirr]

Gee this thread could be locked 

Mark

[bullfrog]

Well done JC, it was ours on the 3rd (20yrs up, should be out on good behavior I reckon ). I let the old bear follow me around in BCF & Fishing Tackle Aus  , had to get some return for being in a bloody resort for 2 nights ( went to a mates hanging, errr, I mean wedding....)

[Jeepers Creepers]

Geez, the ol girls in a bit of trouble today.

She ended up with really bad burns on her back.

You see, she went in for her monthly back waxing (otherwise, she ends up looking like a yowie) and the young girl said, in stead of waxing, why don't we just laser the hair off your back.

Well, it went ok for a little while, but then the poor buggers back burst into flames. They reckon you could've toasted marshmellows at the peak of it.

I'm just so glad it didn't happen when they were doing around her lamington, otherwise sex would be off the menu for a day or two.

I'm hoping she heals quick too, otherwise i'm gunna have to go to fraser on my own.
OH SH1T, who will fetch me my beer, cook and clean.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She better bloody get well then, thats all i can say.

[brickiematt]

Is it cruel if I PMSL

Hope she's ok mate.

[Kit_e_kat9]

Poor Mrs Jeepers!     I'm kinda glad it wasn't her "lamington" either!   Guess it's looking a bit like this at the moment and should for a little while to come?    I doubt she'll be up for lasering of that area any time soon.

I do hope you are keeping her in Cups Of Tea for the duration of her recovery.

Kit_e

[Marcus73]

Bwahahahahahahahaha lamington.... Bwahahahahahaha

[speewa158]

l have not & will not contribute to this thread in any way shape or form ,,,,, but l an going to hide under the CT just in case this goes  peared shaped . Something about Hell Hath No Fury etc etc . l might take the engal with a full load of cans as this could turn to S@#$ at a million miles an hour . Or not ,,,,,,,, DIVE  DIVE  ALL  DIVE 

[UIZ733]

Or not ,,,,,,,, DIVE  DIVE  ALL  DIVE 

I'm with you Speewa.............................. nothing better than going down 

[Jeepers Creepers]

I cooked dinner tonight, so it was a BBQ chook from the IGA.

I asked for one that had a good suntan...... 

[xcvator]

You're a baaaaaaaaaaad lad JC, 

[Jeepers Creepers]

Stuff me sideways, i wish women would leave things alone for once.

Got home today and wantrd to dress the blades on the big ride-on mower, so grab the angle grinder with the flap disc on it and yep, you guessed it, its worn out and rooted. 

Seems Mrs. Creepers been doing her toe nails with it again, which i don't mind, but don't put it back with a buggered disc.

Do ya toenails, fit a new flap disc and then, and only then, put the angle grinder away.

The upside is, her toe nails do look nice now, she slapped a bit of house paint on 'ém and she looks kinder sexy now.

[maurerless]

My head hurts, whats it say

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