Aussie Expresions that make us laugh

[Green rv]

more of an acronym

whats the one word you would not say on a plane or at the airport hint starts with a " B "

whats the acronym for bureau of meteorology

ops i've made the mistake before lucky no one heard   (just going to check the B-- before hopping on the plane)



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[Banjo16]

Cold as a whitches tit.

[smartyingreen]

more of an acronym

whats the one word you would not say on a plane or at the airport hint starts with a " B "

whats the acronym for bureau of meteorology

ops i've made the mistake before lucky no one heard   (just going to check the B-- before hopping on the plane)



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I believe the acronym that you are looking for is actually BOB and not BOM - saying bomb will probably get you in trouble too but.  I may be wrong here but I cannot think what the M of your version would stand for.

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[Nomad]

I believe the acronym that you are looking for is actually BOB and not BOM - saying bomb will probably get you in trouble too but.  I may be wrong here but I cannot think what the M of your version would stand for.

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Meteorology. 

[smartyingreen]

Meteorology. 

I know that!
I'm referring to the acronym version for on the plane BOB = BOMB ON BOARD, trying to work out what his BOM is on the plane.

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[Nomad]

Oh ok sorry !

I always thought BOB referred to the Best on Board lol.

[Green rv]

no you got it all wrong BOB is an acronym for baby on board 

i was talking to wife about the weather and wanted to check the bom before boarding the plane

seemed funny at the time

[MADCOW]

As flat as a Shit Carters hat!

Me best China Plate!

As dry as a Dingo's arsehole!

[gronk]

Melts in your mouth like a lepers co*k

I'll be hornswaggled

As handy as tits on a bull

[Phil69]

Full as a fat girls sock, Now I'm gunna f*%k in the direction of off.

[dales133]

Corny as a vegans turd...

[MADCOW]

Busier than a mozzie in a nudist camp!

[gronk]

As black as the ace of spades !

[cavlux]

About a particularly attractive woman:

I'd crawl over broken glass just to listen to her piss in a tin cup over the phone.

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[Snapman007]

Went down quicker than a two buck hooker.

[rockinj]

Haven't read the whole thing so sorry for repeats;

As cold as charity; and that's chilly.
Buzzing around like a blue a**ed fly.
Have a dingo's breakfast. (A pee and a look around.)
Couldn't train a choko vine over a sh*t house. (In reference to horse/dog trainers)
Is the Pope catholic?
Does a bear sh*t in the woods.
Wigwam for a goose's bridle. (Thanks for the memory jog on another thread. Heard this millions of times growing up.)
Nunya
Save it for Ron (Later on)
the 12th (In reference to never. If asked when something would be done, or when something would happen. No idea why though.)
Drongo
Dillberry

[tracker]

More pull than a 13 year old

Boom gates are down...bells ringing ...lights flashing.......but no train coming !!!


                                           

[speewa158]

As black as the ace of spades !
As Black as the insides of a Black Dogs Guts at Midnight                          ,   & that a bit Bleek 

[Barry G]

Haven't read the whole thing so sorry for repeats;

As cold as charity; and that's chilly.
Buzzing around like a blue a**ed fly.
Have a dingo's breakfast. (A pee and a look around.)
Couldn't train a choko vine over a sh*t house. (In reference to horse/dog trainers)
Is the Pope catholic?
Does a bear sh*t in the woods.
Wigwam for a goose's bridle. (Thanks for the memory jog on another thread. Heard this millions of times growing up.)
Nunya
Save it for Ron (Later on)
the 12th (In reference to never. If asked when something would be done, or when something would happen. No idea why though.)
Drongo
Dillberry

There is a song with a line, "until the 12th of never", hence the line quoted above.

[rockinj]

There is a song with a line, "until the 12th of never", hence the line quoted above.

Hey thanks B&B, I had never heard it until I met my hubby. He says it all the time and now I use it too. Great knowing the origins.

[glenm64]

Laughing me head off reading this,

Watch out for the blind mullets
Bad case of the trots
Bored Sh#tless
Head like a box of hammers
Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

[speewa158]

Laughing me head off reading this,

Watch out for the blind mullets  , BONDI CIGAR 
Bad case of the trots
Bored Sh#tless
Head like a box of hammers
Wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

[MattNQ]

(on the way to the toilet) "gonna go give birth to a manager "


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[Rural]

In the middle of bloody woop woop...(wish I was...)


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[rose62]

thanks your mother for the rabbits