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speewa158

#100
September 22, 2014, 04:49:07 PM
Off like prawns in the sun
"    " a Bondi Taxi
Got a head like a robbers dog
You can go your own way . Treg Up & Make Dust

dlncooke

#101
September 22, 2014, 06:29:10 PM
Up & down like a bridesmaids dress at a wedding party.
I'd be off like a rat up a drain pipe.
If I get a gig, I'm gonna go off like a cut snake.
Sweatin' like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad.

Just a few
Dave
2014 Dmax, LS-U setup for outback touring.

robbo1172

#102
September 22, 2014, 08:19:37 PM
A Bondi cigar...
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Ghandi

http://www.rockfactor.com.au

https://www.facebook.com/rockfactorduo

Barry G

#103
September 22, 2014, 11:23:26 PM
Off like a Bondi Tram

2000 Jackaroo Monterey 2002 Jackaroo 'Equipe' & Heaslip soft floor rear fold camper.
05 Subaru Outback Weekender GOGO Camper
 i hope for a better world for my kids, and yours, not just a bigger slice of the current one!

GeoffA

#104
September 23, 2014, 12:43:57 PM
Who opened their lunch box?
Who cut the cheese?
Did someone step on a duck?
Geoff and Kay

1999 GU TD42T wagon
2005 Coota Camper - gone, but never forgotten
2020 North Coast 15' Titanium - tandem, of course

Land Cruiser.....the Patrol that Toyota try to build.....

Hefty

#105
September 23, 2014, 01:57:07 PM
A face that'd make a freight train take a dirt Road.
Fair suck of the sav.
All over bar the shouting/shooting.
That'd tear the fork outta ya nightie.
I'm sure I've got more,  my old man used to love these!
Cheers!
Jono.
"Roads?!...Where we're going we don't need roads!"

Hefty

#106
September 23, 2014, 01:59:23 PM
Quote from: GeoffA on September 23, 2014, 12:43:57 PM
Who opened their lunch box?
Who cut the cheese?
Did someone step on a duck?
No,  it was a barking frog!
"Roads?!...Where we're going we don't need roads!"

GeoffA

#107
September 23, 2014, 04:51:05 PM
You need a big hammer to drive a big nail....

...(so I've heard)......
Geoff and Kay

1999 GU TD42T wagon
2005 Coota Camper - gone, but never forgotten
2020 North Coast 15' Titanium - tandem, of course

Land Cruiser.....the Patrol that Toyota try to build.....

speewa158

#108
September 23, 2014, 08:08:40 PM
to all the virgins       ,     Thanks for  Nothing          >:D        :'( :'( :'( So Much   ,  Missed  By So Few     :cheers:
You can go your own way . Treg Up & Make Dust

scarps

#109
September 23, 2014, 08:14:15 PM

Quote from: speewa158 on September 23, 2014, 08:08:40 PM
to all the virgins       ,     Thanks for  Nothing          >:D        :'( :'( :'( So Much   ,  Missed  By So Few     :cheers:
i don't get it?

Lol..........well not as much anyway!

speewa158

#110
September 23, 2014, 08:18:34 PM
Quote from: scarps on September 23, 2014, 08:14:15 PM
i don't get it?

Lol..........well not as much anyway!




Silly  Old Bugger                 ???                       :cheers:
You can go your own way . Treg Up & Make Dust

Brett B

#111
September 23, 2014, 08:20:32 PM
Shit a brick  >:D
97 80 series and home made ct

speewa158

#112
September 23, 2014, 08:39:42 PM
That would F@#$ a brown Dog on a Chain   ,      :cheers:
You can go your own way . Treg Up & Make Dust

aussie9

#113
September 23, 2014, 09:13:02 PM
Wouldn't that root your boot!


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berlitza

#114
September 24, 2014, 01:37:21 PM
as dry as a dead dingo's donga
All my life, I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips

speewa158

#115
September 24, 2014, 06:51:38 PM
As Ugly as a hat full of Ar$& Holes
You can go your own way . Treg Up & Make Dust

smythy17

#116
September 24, 2014, 10:56:42 PM
That's enough to tear the fork outta ta nighty

Moggy

#117
September 25, 2014, 10:17:24 AM
He's so horny he'd f@#k a fested snake if somebody would hold it's head
All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.
T.E. Lawrence

Black Diamond

#118
September 25, 2014, 12:15:06 PM
Couldn't pick up a root in a brothel  >:D
1996 80 series Cruiser
2005 Coota Camper - The legend lives on.....

robbo1172

#119
September 25, 2014, 12:33:39 PM
Quote from: Black Diamond on September 25, 2014, 12:15:06 PM
Couldn't pick up a root in a brothel  >:D

^^^ with a fist full of 50s...
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Ghandi

http://www.rockfactor.com.au

https://www.facebook.com/rockfactorduo

Bird

#120
September 25, 2014, 12:34:38 PM
Happy wife - happy life LMAO!
-


Gone to a new home

aussie9

#121
September 25, 2014, 05:56:40 PM
Eat s&!t and die


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aussie9

#122
September 25, 2014, 08:28:29 PM
A good head for radio
A face only a mother would love
Been hit with an ugly stick


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ako

#123
September 25, 2014, 09:10:26 PM
Like kicking a sausage down a corridor

berlitza

#124
September 25, 2014, 11:37:49 PM
Quote from: aussie9 on September 25, 2014, 05:56:40 PM
Eat s&!t and die


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salt ?   ;D
All my life, I thought air was free...until I bought a bag of chips
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