Aussie Expresions that make us laugh

[LuckyDog]

As toey as a roman sandal

[paceman]

tell 'im he's dreamin'!

[Mace]

Is the Pope a Catholic
Thank your mother for the rabbits
Wouldnt be dead for quids (and my usual answer: dunno, its a lot of money!)
Off like a brides nightie
A face only a mother could love
Doesnt know Sh%t from clay

[gutters]

He/she has a face like blown out ugg boot

He/she is rougher than hessian undies

I'll flog you like a red headed step child.

[Smoko]

In and out like a honeymooners prick

Reg grundies

Pie hole

[smythy17]

She had a smile like an old pub piano.
Some black, some white and some missin!

[jfella]

busier than a $2 hooker

off to park the brown falcon

[berlitza]

wakey wakey hands orf snakeyyyyyy

[aussie9]

Off like lepers foreskin


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[oldmate]

Had more pricks then a 2nd hand dart board

[builder94]

She's like a turtle, once she is on her back she's f.......d

[oldmate]

That went down like a lead ballon

[Patr80l]

..he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

[GeoffA]

That went down like a lead ballon

....or

....that flew like a wrought-iron kite.....

[gec]

Must have two dicks, ya cant get that stupid just playing with one.

[RallyDog]

Pull the other one it plays jingle balls backwards

[Tim - Stratford]

As nervous as a gypsy with a mortgage

Looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp/bulldog eating custard

As tough as woodpecker lips

Slippery/greasy as a butchers pr#ck

[oldmate]

Hey son, pull my finger!  ( insert fart here)

[Kangaron]

He's that low he could parachute out of a snake's ar$e

[speewa158]

Your a ankle , 3 feet lower than an Ar$e

[ako]

Must have two dicks, ya cant get that stupid just playing with one.

We always said "he's busier than a dog with two dicks"   

[Rumpig]

"Don't just stand there like a Kiwi in a dole que"

"Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a handful of sh!t"

[komaterpillar]

couldn't run a choko vine over a Shithouse

[Terry W4]

Excuse me if this has been put up - but we have a book on those great Australian sayings which of course has As Flash as a Rat with a Gold Tooth - the book is called "Like a Lilly on a dustbin"

[dobbo]

I'm off like a herd of turtles.

I was that toey last night, I didn't have enough loose skin on me to blink.