Aussie Expresions that make us laugh

[speewa158]

l really love the funny expressions that seem to be disappearing from the Aussie language .
like ,,,
  As much use as an ashtray on a motor bike .
                         a hip pocket in a singlet
                          tits on a bull .
As busy as 10 men
Flat out like a lizard drinking
Went at it like 50 Bastards
Dry as a dead dingo donger
there all great 7 hopefully will continue to thrive .
Snorkelled into a few drinks .
Outback of beyond
Laughternoontea
Add your own & be used where possible

[Marschy]

I'm busier than a one legged man in an @rse kicking competition, so if your busy like me, watch this movie you'll get every known Aussie colloquialism known to man.

http://youtu.be/sk1cULdqjSw

Still cracks me up when they are driving from Heathrow to London and you see Stone Henge in the background.

[D4D]

Going to see a man about a dog...

[baldheadedgit]

Pissed as a fart !  ?   

[oldmate]

 throw a leg over

[Bullant4x4]

Most tell me I'm a stubby short of a six pack. How do they know I like a drink?

[Bird]

I like the fiction ones like 'happy wife happy life'.... LMAO!!!!

[berlitza]

well bugger me dead

[Bullant4x4]

Just heard a new one, Post Turtle

[Rumpig]

Dropping the kids off at the pool

[Marschy]

I hope all of your chooks turn into emu's and kick ya dunny down.

[D4D]

Not happy Jan!

[noel_w]

Be back in a minute, just going to water the horse

[LuckyDog]

If your tongue was a boot you would talk that much that you'd kick yourself to death

[VAGRANT]

Having a Barry Crocker.

On my Pat Malone.

[Patr80l]

I've always thought it odd that "bugger" is less offensive than the 'f' word, when you think about the two acts they relate to.

[Black Diamond]

I think Speewa is on the Uncle Dougs 

[Nomad]

A head like a smashed crab. 

[robbo1172]

What do you think it is? Bushweek???

[MDS69]

They have a face like a dropped pie

[GeoffA]

They have a face like a dropped pie

....face like the north end of a south-bound camel....

[Black Diamond]

Don't kick my dog and call it Fuk off

[aussie9]

As much class as a festered arse


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[aussie9]

Grinning like a rat with a gold tooth


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[raider]

I'm that hungry I'd eat the crotch out of a low flying duck.