scrunch or fold

[darren]

I have been waiting for the safety warriors to give us a warning about the two methods and relate it back to an incident they attended to during their time in the anus cleaning squad

[darren]

I haven't mentioned the bush bidet method of pouring some water down your forearm and letting it run to your fingers then using them to do the job 

[speewa158]

Who ever started this thread is full of it & now wants the clues on how to clean up the act .
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh . I am going to the CT I wont come back till this is over  or I run out of tinnies 





The the mods nobody has asked 

[Gunna Do]

There is always the economical one square at a time method, where you take one square rip a hole in the middle just big enough for your finger, saving the torn out piece for cleaning under your finger nail after the job is done.

[darren]

Hidy ho......

2 pages of poo... and now a christmas song..



Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
Cuz we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him between your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "howdy ho"
He's seen the love inside of you
Coz he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm)
But if you eat fibre on Christmas eve he might come to your town

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr Hankey too!

[Pauly]

Scrapping the bottom of the barrel here


I scruch and I make sure there is plenty there so I dont miss any.

[MarkGU]

for the morning after one......who's game?   

[DANBRI]

You mean you guys carry toilet paper?

You're not real bushies.

[MarkGU]

You mean you guys carry toilet paper?

You're not real bushies.

i have visions of you "scraping" like a dog does on the grass when they have worms   

[DANBRI]

i have visions of you "scraping" like a dog does on the grass when they have worms   

I have talent.

[MarkGU]

I have talent.

and a few scars too by the sound of it 

[dallp]

Is that all?

I think Julia would like us to move forward now.

Oh, by the way,folder.

[richee]

Cant believe this has reached 3 pages

Folder, always have been and always will be, its much neater that way 

Oh and I have the paper coming from over the top of the roll

[Marie_R]

Then of course there's Frank "The Chook Man" Turton's song about 'when the paper is wet with dew and your fingers go right through'

If you've been to Daly Waters Pub you'll know what I'm talking about, it doesn't seem to be on U-Tube so can't offer a link to it.

[Frostd]

With the census on tonight, why not reinvigorate this topic. 
Fold always , other wise your finger could end up somewhere you dont want it to

[MR MAC GU]

I thought that is what undies were for...skiddies.........................................

[Bird]

its like the old bridgestone commercial

but instead of tyres with comfort and grip... you need paper the same.

[rockman]

With the census on tonight, why not reinvigorate this topic. 
Fold always , other wise your finger could end up somewhere you dont want it to

Stops ya from chewing ya nails !

[bullfrog]

Scrunch or fold, the questions' asked
How do we undertake the task?
Some scrunch it good,looking for grip
And pray to God it doesn't rip!
Some take the time and neatly fold
Makes it soft or so we're told.
So come on swaggers,what do you do
To wipe away the trace of poo?
Don't be shy ,be brash and bold
The secret simply has to be told.
I think I know, tho it's just a hunch
It's even money 'tween fold and scrunch.
In the left or right hand do you hold
The paper that you scrunch or fold?
It doesn't matter which is best
As long as it has stood the test
With paper loaded on the roll
Do your best, add to the poll
But one thing you must not do
Is let your finger poke right through!!!
So grab a cheek, take a hold
Then decide, scrunch or fold??
(By some Swagger with too much time  )

[Frostd]

Scrunch or fold, the questions' asked
How do we undertake the task?
Some scrunch it good,looking for grip
And pray to God it doesn't rip!
Some take the time and neatly fold
Makes it soft or so we're told.
So come on swaggers,what do you do
To wipe away the trace of poo?
Don't be shy ,be brash and bold
The secret simply has to be told.
I think I know, tho it's just a hunch
It's even money 'tween fold and scrunch.
In the left or right hand do you hold
The paper that you scrunch or fold?
It doesn't matter which is best
As long as it has stood the test
With paper loaded on the roll
Do your best, add to the poll
But one thing you must not do
Is let your finger poke right through!!!
So grab a cheek, take a hold
Then decide, scrunch or fold??
(By some Swagger with too much time  )

Good Stuff Bevan. Love it!!!

[Gunna Do]

That's gold. 

[FZJ]

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[rescue1]

4 pages devoted to crap - only on MySwag. BTW I'm a scruncher......and the B&S rating should be bellow and scream....although a 000 will probably require an emergency service....

[BigJules]

This was started as a gee up, to highlight the inane rubbish people seem to post in more than camping, campers etc.

Keep proving him right....

[Gunna Do]

Jules, if he knew how to smile , he'd be like a rat in a cheese factory at the moment.