How do you know when you are getting older ??

[tracker]

When you say to the wife...you want to go upstairs and have sex...?.. She replies...You better pick one because we can't do both   !!


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[oldmate]

When your kids have kids!

[Troopy_03]

When your kids have kids!

When your kid's kids start high school 

[archer63]

When your in your fifties and dreaming of retirement day....but it's still 6 years away 

Oh sorry...that's more of a whinge than anything 

[bobnrob]

When you say to the wife...you want to go upstairs and have sex...?.. She replies...You better pick one because we can't do both   !!


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Mine just says....ya better go wash it while you've got the wrinkles out   

[terravista]

If you can remember when Politicians, Bank Managers, Judges/Magistrates and the Police had the respect of the majority of the public.

[Spada]

when it takes you all night long to do what you used to do all night long.

[Anya45]

When all the snappers call you 'Ma'am' and you think 'call me that just one more time .....'

[tracker]

Sorry Ma'am.......hehehehehe.... ..

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[duggie]

If you were around and remember this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oTDRjyti1s

Also if you measured length in inches, feet, yards and miles.

Volume in pints and gallons.

Weight in ounces, pounds, hundred weight and tons

[GeoffA]

351cu.in.......

[xcvator]

Nobody else knows what dos is/was 

[Redcherokee]

Nobody else knows what dos is/was 

It was a step down from CP/M.     

[Moggy]

Wat was the question?

[VAGRANT]

You no when your getting old when you need glasses to look at
Your phone or a street directory CHEERS GRC 

You know you're getting old when you still use a Street Directory. 

I'll add to that. You know you're getting old when you still use a Street Directory and don't care who see's you.

[feisty]

What's a street directory?

[nab]

I'm 36 and I love using my street directory for work. Look up the street, memorise the surrounding streets then try and remember them as I get near! Although as I get older I seem to be rechecking more often hahaha!!!

Maybe I am an old soul?   

[Foo]

If you were around and remember this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oTDRjyti1s

Also if you measured length in inches, feet, yards and miles.

Volume in pints and gallons.

What do ya mean, if?  I still do, because it is easier to use in some instances. 

Foo



Weight in ounces, pounds, hundred weight and tons

[tracker]

Gezzz Foo....You are really an ole fart............

[Foo]

Gezzz Foo....You are really an ole fart............

And still teachin the younger bastards a thing about work ethics and not to underestimate my determination to make them hurt, in sport too.   

Foo

[alnjan]

Also if you measured length in inches, feet, yards and miles.

I usually ask the length in metric but the size in imperial, eg 4 meters of 4 x 2

[BTMNDR]

When one moves home for the umteenth time but for the first time, it near kills one! 

[duggie]

If you can answer this Question.

How heavy is a hundredweight ? Come on now don't cheat and use Google.

[tracker]

If you can answer this Question.

How heavy is a hundredweight ? Come on now don't cheat and use Google.

   112 lbs.....I think..lol

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[duggie]

   112 lbs.....I think..lol

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Yep, your right.

20 hundredweight in a ton.

This was a very common weight when there was a lot of tin mining going on in the far north. The tin concentrate was bagged in hessian bags weighing 1 hundred weight.