How do you know when you are getting older ??

[tracker]

Well.....Im just about to go to my only daughters 40 Th.. birthday bash....her first born is now 18.....Gezzz...no wonder everything creaks and groans.....Wouldn't have it any other way....L00k out liver...your in for a work out....

               Cheers Tracker.

[Terry W4]

After you make a very appropriate speech one would hope.

My eldest is now 50!

[Champin]

You know you're getting older 'cause your broad mind and narrow waist change places.
Have a great night tracker.

[grc]

You no when your getting old when you need glasses to look at
Your phone or a street directory

CHEERS GRC 

[D4D]

You know you're getting older 'cause your broad mind and narrow waist change places.'

I like that

[Anya45]

http://www.freemaninstitute.com/gettingOlder.htm

Never a truer word written 

[FJCruzin]

Oh dear,

I suffer from a few of those 

[xcvator]

Oh dear,

I suffer from a few of those 

Geeze, you're lucky 

[nab]

I have been told you are officially old when you are sitting on the floor and you can't get to the standing up position without using your hands... 

[Rodt]

I have been told you are officially old when you are sitting on the floor and you can't get to the standing up position without using your hands... 

Geez mate I have been old since I was 25 

[speewa158]

You no when your getting old when you need glasses to look at
Your phone or a street directory

CHEERS GRC 

What do you mean read the ,,,,,,,,,, Where the Frak Are My Glasses Anyway

[UIZ733]

When you are still around to do the sums.
The alternative is pretty bleak.

[J.R]

When wearing socks with your sandles or Crocks just makes sense, regardless of looks.

When you tuck your polo shirt, your wife purchased for your 40th, into you cargo elastic waist with drawer cord shorts.

When you pin your club or association badges on your hat.

When you get those flip up sun glasses lenses on your reading glasses, because you can not justify another pair of sunglasses.

When you run standard tyres on your 4wd, because only young blokes run larger tyres.

[ronmac]

When you have thoughties, and not naughties. cheers Ron.

[edz]

When you go to Woolies and stand there with a blank look on your face for five minutes, Wondering what it is you went there for ..
The wife still cant remember what she wanted 

[tracker]

Well....Had a great night!!!...Give the Boag's Premium a run for it's money.....Feeling a little dusty this morning....... ....might have to get back on the horse...Our daughter had a great 40th with great friends.
                            Cheers Tracker.

                         

[Foo]

When ya fart and follow through! 

Foo

[Champin]

Yep. Sometimes just having a controlled bowel movement makes your day.

[archer63]

When you go down to the shed and when you get there....forget what you were after 

[Alan Loy]

When you go to a 90th birthday party and are not surprised by the invite.  (last night )

[bobnrob]

When your favourite music is in the 2 for $5 bin
When you're happy to wear a cardigan

As I did the other day....reading in the local paper about a free digital camera course for Senior's Week, and thinking 'damn...wish I could go to that'
Then reading further...must be over 55....that's ME!     PMSL

[Spada]

When your body is as regular as clockwork-

You pee at 6am every day,
You poo at 6:30am every day...............

but you wake at 7am every day.

[Footy Shorts Shane]

Was told recently I'm now eligible to join the Ulysses Club 

Will probably start looking at Goldwings soon 

[chester ver2.0]

When according to your latest test results you can no longer out cycle a bad diet

[HEM19X]

You get your Seniors Card

It now takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!