'Daily Rant Thread' 2015

[Robbo]

It's called "Karma" Jeepers, for not inviting me along..
Anyway, have a safe trip and great time..

[edz]

Ahh ya big girl the Tub will handle it across the bay in the following chop, might just have to hug the mangroves around to Inskip and run the short stretch  till you make the lee of the island ,, Their saying its all SSEasters up until New Years ..
You could rig a few of ya shorts off the bow rail as a Kite sail  and save fuel    Have fun Kev and be nice to Astrid 

[scarpsD40]

Well, as scheduled, serviced the boat this morning and all good.
Drinks this afternoon with the neighbours and then....... go boating..... for the rest of the week. 
Happy to spend between $800 and a $1,000 on boat fuel, so lets go go go.

Just checked the weather reports,

Sunday. Fine day, light wind, late storm. (OK for boating, just gotta come in a bit early and keep tomorrow as a day trip)
Monday. blowing its ring off with 25 knots.
Tuesday. blowing its ring off with 25 knots.
Wednesday. blowing its ring off with 25 knots.
Thursday. blowing its ring off with 25 knots.
Friday. blowing its furkin ring off again off with farkin 25 farkin knots.

Some one must have knocked my cup of happiness over and broke the friggin thing, cause i'm not friggin very  happy.

maybe you need to trade this boat in for one with sails? Think of the saving on fuel.....

[Bad Scott]

maybe you need to trade this boat in for one with oars? Think of the saving on fuel.....

Fixed

[Jeepers Creepers]

You people are not helping...... 

[scarpsD40]

You people are not helping...... 

maybe you need to get a set of these on the back?

[Fizzie]

maybe you need to get a set of these on the back?

Definitely need a set of them & more than one set - but what are those two white things that are taking up all the room? 

[Jeepers Creepers]

nice hooters. 

[Bad Scott]

nice hooters. 

Evin rude too

[scarpsD40]

Sometimes I worry about you guys, but then something else grabs my attention and I move on


Remember
Chill, put the aircon on, climb another great track in the Vic High Country, then look north to see what our Qld brothers are up to on the beach?

[dales133]

They look a bit out of proportion on that thing.....outboards are big too

[Robbo]

They look a bit out of proportion on that thing.....outboards are big too

What Outboards..

Did i miss something?.

[tracker]

Never realised those motors were red....

[Jeepers Creepers]

Its friggin raining here now..... stuff me sideways.

Some-one up there really wants to pi$$ me off and its working.

[dales133]

Weathers been bollocks down here to jeepers...your not alone

[Bird]

Why do parasites feel the need to go sticky beaking at the burnt out houses and Shit down the coast??

Leave the poor ****s alone and stay the **** away

[xcvator]

You people are not helping...... 

And that surprises you, ya great dufus   

[edz]

Its friggin raining here now..... stuff me sideways.

Some-one up there really wants to pi$$ me off and its working.

Its a boat its ment to get wet  ...Clearer weathers on the way for ya mate, Just go anyway .

[Jeepers Creepers]

at 3am, it was blowing 36 knots, and gusting to 44 knots, all from the south/east, straight up the strait.
(the three ways would be like $50.00 hooker, very sloppy)

You come and get the keys Edz and take it out, i'm not.

I've been on a boat in that sort of wind...its a tad crappy.

[tracker]

at 3am, it was blowing 36 knots, and gusting to 44 knots, all from the south/east, straight up the strait.
(the three ways would be like $50.00 hooker, very sloppy)

You come and get the keys Edz and take it out, i'm not.

I've been on a boat in that sort of wind...its a tad crappy.

   That's what we call up here " Fresh to Frightening "

                                                   Cheers Tracker.

[Robbo]

HeHe, that's your excuse Jeepers.

But we know why your boat was "rockin" 

[scarpsD40]

Thought this was apt

[Fizzie]

You people are not helping...... 

"Someone's rocking my dream boat" 

But Jeepers, it could be a lot worse.

Just think about it for a moment - you're sitting at home, not going boating but also not working, listening to 30-40 kt winds howling outside, but with a fridge full of cold beer 

Right now, you could be one of the 10000 poor sods sitting on a beach within 100k of you, in a tent or CT, with those same 30-40 kts winds howling around them, pulling the tent pegs out, damaging things blowing stuff away, not allowing a camp fire & so on. The kids can't play or go swimming cause it's too windy so they're unhappy = Mrs unhappy = it's all your fault because you wanted to go camping at Christmas time 

Instead, you're inside warm, dry & cosy, with nothing to do except get on the  & call out to someone sweet far, far away 

[Garfish]

Back to school shopping. 
Requirements
1 X 128g iPad Air 2 or pro for middle child grade 7 plus keyboard.  These things never go on sale.
1 X laptop for master for grade 10. At least I can get one of these relatively cheap.. And annoy my son who thinks I'm getting him a gaming quality unit for him to destroy in 18 months....

What's wrong with pen and paper and actual text books.

[edz]

Been there done that bet the blokes on the southern side of D.I . are Hunkering down http://www.coastalwatch.com/surf-cams-surf-reports/qld/rainbow-beach