Big life question - for blokes

[MarkVS]

After the last question I asked, (which I though was an easy one), about weight distribution, turned into a meaning of life answer....I figure this one will be just as controversial.


I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.

What are you SUPPOSED to do ?


MarkVS

[Bird]

piss

[jk]

I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule       

[weeds]

Depends how many drinks i have had........

[GeoffA]

I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule   

....also, if you're wearing thongs....

[GeoffA]

....42....

[kylarama]

Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back 

[Bird]

Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back 

[GeoffA]

Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back 

Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older......

We cover all the big issues here.

[Marschy]

Sitting on the grill isn't cool though? Right?

[McGirr]

Gee Mark heavy questions 

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear 

Mark

[GeoffA]

Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back 

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear 

Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??

[Bird]

Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??

only when sittin down....

[GeoffA]

only when sittin down....

Always thought you sat down to piddle....

[Bird]

Always thought you sat down to piddle....

that answers a lot...

[MarkVS]

Gee Mark heavy questions 

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear 

Mark

Yeah..but when your my height, standing up is enough 

[edz]

You use the trough !! 

[MarkVS]

You use the trough !!

Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.

[lino6]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog

[edz]

Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.

A lot of the wizzers that use the mens rooms at my work dont seem to understand what a trough is for.. seems that its there to throw schooner glasses  / ciggy buts and rubbish etc into .

[kylarama]

Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??

Read my post again.  I said from a foot back!  Not from across the room.


Just don't ask Todd Carney where he stands.....

[GeoffA]

Read my post again.  I said from a foot back!  Not from across the room.

[Paul (SA)]

In all honesty I thought you stand on the grate to stop urine going onto the floor accidentally and causing a mess. It's either or your shoes or into the urinal.

Having said that, I usually shoot from downtown.

[muzza01]

Always thought you sat down to piddle....

I remembered reading somewhere that sitting down for a pee could have some benefits

http://www.mensfitness.com/blogs/could-peeing-sitting-down-help-your-sex-life

Medical research reported in Sweden's Folket newspaper said that sitting might mean reduced prostate cancer risk and be better for you in the bedroom. That's because the bladder empties more efficiently when men take a seat while urinating, and this improved bladder release supposedly decreases prostate problems and allows for a longer and healthier sex life.

[Mace]

This thread need a Vote option.

Stand onners or stand backers!