Big life question - for blokes

[MarkVS]

This thread need a Vote option.

Stand onners or stand backers!

there may also have to be a 'sit onners' button based on the amount of discussion, and may have to have multiple buttons for distance for the 'stand backers'.

[scarpsD40]

Onner

[UIZ733]

The rule is:
Stand on and piss off NOT Stand off and piss on. 

[krisandkev]

That water is cold and sometimes deep.  . Kevin

[Frostd]

My swag certainly covers the big questions....  Yes a vote is needed, but I'm with JK it depends on range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc

[cutter]

A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.

[kylarama]

My swag certainly covers the big questions.... 

Someones got to sort out these tough first world country issues.

[Jeepers Creepers]

I thought the urinals was a band in the 80's

[Steffo1]

If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?

[lino6]

If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?

Waddle???

[JD-120]

A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.

hahahah, laughed so hard beer nearly came outta my nose

[Moggy]

I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.

What are you SUPPOSED to do ?


MarkVS

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

what sort of cinema were you actually in.

I've heard about you city folk ?

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[Symon]

Just remember Mark, two hands for beginners 

For me it is all about splashback, I tend to stand a bit back as I hate to have it splash all over my legs.  Especially the case with those ceramic urinal things.

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

If you ever end up in the Gent's at the Rockhampton racecourse, you are in for a bad experience.  Those of us who have been there know exactly what I am talking about.

[jetcrew]

So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now,

Jet-ette

[Jeepers Creepers]

We already knew that... Rusty told us.

[Jon]

If I had a club/pub, I would remodel the mens with curves so no one can get the corner haha.

Stand on the solid if sober, grille if intoxicated and piss down to reduce splash/spray. Everyone knows that.

[Marschy]

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

what sort of cinema were you actually in.

I've heard about you city folk ?

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It goes without saying as well that you never talk to a guy who has his old fella in his hand (or hands). You don't want to get him excited.

[Spada]

Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older......

We cover all the big issues here.

you got that right................

It used to be a bit on an expresso machine,...........................now it's more of a drip filter affair.

Need to take half a Viagra just so I don't pi55 on my feet 

[Rumpig]

So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now,

Jet-ette

here's my clear instruction Theo...urinals aren't for taking a dump in, a simple instruction lost on some grub at Dove Lake at Cradle Mountain when I was there...not what I was expecting to find when I walked in to the men's public dunny I tell ya 

[Gunsrunner]

Stand on the grill so your not in the puddle left by the stand backers. 

[Robbo]

Speaking of Urinals..

[Mallory Black]

Jus the  toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......

[JD-120]

Jus the  toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......

X2

[Symon]

because Men Can Multi task