Pillow Road

[speewa158]

l have been as busy as 50 Bastards lately , running down to Melb on the Hume .  As l go l seem to see many & varied Pillows on the side of the road  They seem to come off the couch , the  lounge or even the bed . This begs the question are they being mistreated at home & are trying to escape  ! Maybe there is a call to a central meeting place known only to kaypock & nylon stuffing . No matter when you travel there they are sitting on the side of the road waiting to be scouped up to travel to another place to be with there own kind .
There is always a new group waiting there chance for freedom . ls it just me or are they really on the move on mass 

[baldheadedgit]

Drug's,,,, i realy think it's time to go back and get some new medication little buddy, i just don't think the one's you have now are working..



BHG

[Bunyip]

Surely this is the latest road safety campain from Vic Roads!

Cannot stop the mexicans driving off the road so may as well pad the impact 

Bunyip

[fuji]

"Mate, get off the drugs"!!!

[Bill]

You see it more and more now that the cushion help line has moved offshore.
Not even cushions can understand what some of those operators are saying...
Bill

[GeoffA]

......pad........

[xcvator]

I think speewa may be right, the pillows on the side of the road do seem to be multiplying and appearing from nowhere, maybe the pillows are getting restless and are waiting their chance to smother us.. Even at home, my pillow has been showing some signs of rebellion now that I think about it. I used to be able to give it a gentle shake to fluff it up, and a bit of a press for my head and that was it, but now, well I have to shake the sh*t out of it to try and fluff it up and punch a hollow for my head. I'm certainly not going to let it know about the going ons on the road side or it may decide it should be over my head not under it .
Or it may just be pillow talk 

[baldheadedgit]

you go to the same Quacks as my little buddy i see xcvator.................


BHG

[xcvator]

you go to the same Quacks as my little buddy i see xcvator.................


BHG

Mah happy pills is working real good tonight

[Turbojohn]

See everyone!  Another example of what happens when too many of those green cans are consumed! Scientifically proven on myswag!

[xcvator]

See everyone!  Another example of what happens when too many of those green cans are consumed! Scientifically proven on myswag!

whadayamean, my plonk comes in bottles

[Turbojohn]

Its more those green labels that cause all the problems

[jclures]

I go down to Cairns regularly, and I see them at times on the road too, I am thinking, maybe it is the Mexican pillows escaping to the north for winter.