What is the worst named car ever...?

[Darcy7]

I was driving to work this morning sitting behind what I consider to be the worst named car ever when a thought occurred to me.  What are some of the other really bad names that have been given to cars over the years?  I mentally compiled a list of some of my personal favorites (in no particular order):

Datsun Sunny, Daihatsu Pyzar, Nissan Bluebird, Mitsubishi Nimrod, Mitsubishi Delica, Toyota Yarris, Mazda Protege', and the Holden Epica.

But...what car sparked this thought in the first place? Possibly the worst name ever given to a car and I apologize to anyone who has one because I'm sure they are great cars. But the name...?  Toyota Kluger...!  Honestly it sounds like something you cough up...! I feel like I have excuse myself after saying it.

So then...what are some of the other really bad names that have been given to cars over the years? Perhaps a poll...?

[Alchemist]

The Ford Probe always brought an unexplained tear to my eye 

Alchemist

[Manjimike]

Ford Ka

[theboys]

subaru vortex

[darren]

Pajero... Its spanish for w*nker apparently..

Then again it may just be the best named car ever??

[jaycamrie]

terrican or dunnycan whatever it is

[Hairs]

Toyota Kluger...!  Honestly it sounds like something you cough up...! I feel like I have excuse myself after saying it.

Mazda   Scrum

Nissan have had some shockers, got no Idea what drugs they are on.
Nissan   Prairie Joy
Nissan    Largo
Nissan    Fairlady
Nissan    Big Thumb, It is a Truck

And for the Taliban Urban warrior
Mitsubishi   Mini Active Urban Sandal

[D4D]

Commondore

[kranky al]

nissan cedric - named as because nissan did a survey to find out the most common aristocratic name in the u.k

daihatsu pyzar - pyzar what - $2.50 with sauce?

[FZJ]

subaru tribeca (trifecta)

vw touareg (toerag) 

[ryangus]

Without a doubt, Ssang Yong have it in the bag with the, Rexton, Actyon or the Stavic.  Any of them could take our the title, but surely sheer weight of numbers prevails!

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[D4D]

Without a doubt, Ssang Yong have it in the bag with the, Rexton, Actyon or the Stavic.

You forgot Musso

[Maîneÿ . . .]

Without a doubt, Ssang Yong have it in the bag with the, Rexton, Actyon or the Stavic.  
Any of them could take our the title, but surely sheer weight of numbers prevails!

I'm glad it's only a "worst name" and not worst performance thread
I remember the old saying, 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never affect me'

Only those who've driven an 'Actyon' in anger would know of their ability, I've now got the 'scars' on the sides  

When I get the 285x60x18 AT's I think it maybe (almost) unstoppable  

(hint) Maybe we can organize a bush trip as part of the Busselton meet 3 & 4th Sept.
http://www.southwestlife.com.au/articles/4wd-in-the-south-west.html

[Patr80l]

My first car was a 1958 Standard 10.   Most would ask "standard what?"
It was made by the Standard-Triumph group and its badge was the same as the Triumph shield.
The 10 was horsepower.  There was also a Standard 8 but I had the hot version!

[Redback]

Pajero... Its spanish for w*nker apparently..

Then again it may just be the best named car ever??

Sorry just being pedantic, No translation for Pajero from Spanish to English, BUT

pajeros is Spanish for tosser/wanker

Baz.

[POD]

Kevin.

[GS]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM let me think ................ GM Hummer

Getz (stuffed)

[SKEMPIE]

proton  waja  what were they thinking

[Bird]

landcruiser.

[SKEMPIE]

Here is a few more
Road runner  (beep beep )
Gremlin
swinger
belvedere
robin
scamp
duster

[Mace]

Commodure Lumina - must have got a special deal on badges from Chevvy

Dodge Dart "Swinger" is a bit outdated now.

just love Mazda Bongo

[Hairs]

landcruiser.

You idiot 

Not being bias in any way are we?

[Manjimike]

Moke

[Mace]

And:

The Subary Legacy Touring Bruce (Willis)

See:

http://autos.sympatico.ca/best-worst/6549/the-worst-car-names-ever/1

Diahatsu Scat

Bimbo

[Nomad]

Driving to work this morning I was following a Mitsubishi Magna Solera....bad enough name but when its two tone maroon and gold with gold badging and gold painted hub cabs it only gets worse................

You can't polish a turd......