Keep getting side tracked reading this Forum and suffer afterwards..

[whitey]

Absolutely love this Forum and the posts that are being delivered by the members ....but i keep getting in the poo for spending a few minutes longer than what i happened to say i'd be on it for..
Ist time, left the dog inside all nite.. big dog, big feed and big poo poos in the morn when she awoke to the smell and a cowering wolf hound german shep cross trying to get outside the family door.
Last nite ..4 1/2 hrs overcooked her chook in the crock pot  my mistake she went out to a friends place...her mistake....Her Departing words WATCH OUT FOR THE CHOOK "but" you should be fine thou, they can cook for a while without any water.. again Her mistake for telling me that ....but you ripper i was rapt when i started taking it out as the meat just fell off the bone and the smell of the stuffing and all those special herbs and spices made the mouth just water with antisipation of the first taste. Should have suspected something was wrong then as the bones which were put on the seperate compost plate started to dry out faster than an egg on the Nullabor, doesn't matter, whacked it in a container, in the fridge and off to bed.

Next morning up a tad earlier than normal to make some special Sanger's for smoko and lunch and tried to separate the "special leather chook" pieces... Fail.... told her i dropped it on the floor so i had to give it to the pets.. Have more stories but the wife just called gotta go now

[Jason B]

GOLD.................Mine must be related to yours mate. 

[Snow]

I can't wait for the next installment. 

[Wandering Tassie]

Better hope she never reads this.

Trevor

[swanny]

GOLD...GOLD...GOLD...GOLD, AND GOLD AGAIN, ROFLMA !!!!!!!!

[Brett B]

x2 love it

[McGirr]

Now we will all be on here waiting for the next episode !!!! Bought KFC just in case..

Mark

[whitey]

Started writing this and went for a spell check on mongrel and it disappeared.
          I did write that, if she sees this i am really in the poo...
   last month 2 days prior to her birthday she needed to go out that nite and get more supplies for the special occassion. I had a splitter of a headache and it was the last thing i wanted to do ... pissing down with rain, shopping with a thousand happy smiling hubbys and trying to keep a 3 legged trolly from hitting one of my fellow men in the back of the shins.
   "I'll drop you off BUT you ring me when you get to the last aisle...OK... the last aisle and i'll be right down and meet you at the checkout" ... cos i had this headache right.Within 8 minutes i was in the door and a quick browse on Ebay and whack onto the Forum... all i can say is bugger you JcClures and your damn rebuilds by the time i finished reading his latest mod i thought it was getting a Tad late... quick call out to the daughter who was on the phone "whats the time" she homer simpsoned me "Duuuh look on the screen"...Raced to the window to see if it was still raining and saw the Cabs lights pull up the drive way.. bolted to the Kitchen and checked my phone.. beauty no messages put the phone down near hers that i took from her bag to get a friends Ph# 2 hrs ago F*** .. bolted to the bedroom and ripped back the doona, just took off the jumper as she glared through the open curtains.. she came down the side of the house cos the back door was open... i somehow even locked the front when i came home SPRUNG my excuse .. you guessed it FORUM 

[whitey]

OHh yea ....the other couple of dozen times was when i try to sneak into bed fairly late without waking " the one who must sleep" haven't quite managed to get it right cos she always has the lights off

[Snow]

Gold!!

To avoid the anguish of losing a ripping yarn write it up in Word first then copy n paste it to the post.  

[graham]

its ok whitey (must be the name, mate of mine same name,same effulent). you have an excuse TESTICLES cheers fella Graham

[jclures]

How come I am getting the blame here, what did I do?

[jclures]

Ps,  it is jcc lures, you are not the first though to call me JcClures.

[whitey]

Sorry John haven't read much lately from you what's happening.... your kit must be due for a paint job i suppose

[jclures]

I have been sidetracked, sorting out my axillary batteries and fridge wiring in my Nissan. I need to get them right as I am hoping to go for a trip next school holidays out through Richmond and then down to Old Cork Station.

[BigJules]

Whitey, you're not alone. Myswag is responsible for every delayed job at our house apparently. It's even more frustrating when work gets in the way of quality forum time. 

[Bennlexx]

Good for 'killing' time in the wet weather though!

[austastar]

OHh yea ....the other couple of dozen times was when i try to sneak into bed fairly late without waking " the one who must sleep" haven't quite managed to get it right cos she always has the lights off

Hi,
   Dead easy Mate,
Waltz off to the shower, sing as you lather up, splash a bit of after-shave around so she can smell it, slip between the sheets starkers, pat 'er on the nether regions - she'll be sound asleep and won't stir.

Works every time!

cheers

[GU_Thomo]

I am 2 months behind on my invoicing because of this bloody place!!

Cheers
Parry

[speewa158]

Having read everything else now l am down to this . You know you can check out any time you like but you can never leave ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[mcm72]

here i was thinking i was the only one who spends WAY to much time here..

maybe we should start a self help group to support each other.
MySwagers anonymous   he he he lol

[cancan]

One advantage of living in a hotel during the week.....uninterrupted myswag time.....although I think I have an assignment to do......maybe after the next thread

[rockygu4.8]

Started writing this and went for a spell check on mongrel and it disappeared.
          I did write that, if she sees this i am really in the poo...
   last month 2 days prior to her birthday she needed to go out that nite and get more supplies for the special occassion. I had a splitter of a headache and it was the last thing i wanted to do ... pissing down with rain, shopping with a thousand happy smiling hubbys and trying to keep a 3 legged trolly from hitting one of my fellow men in the back of the shins.
   "I'll drop you off BUT you ring me when you get to the last aisle...OK... the last aisle and i'll be right down and meet you at the checkout" ... cos i had this headache right.Within 8 minutes i was in the door and a quick browse on Ebay and whack onto the Forum... all i can say is bugger you JcClures and your damn rebuilds by the time i finished reading his latest mod i thought it was getting a Tad late... quick call out to the daughter who was on the phone "whats the time" she homer simpsoned me "Duuuh look on the screen"...Raced to the window to see if it was still raining and saw the Cabs lights pull up the drive way.. bolted to the Kitchen and checked my phone.. beauty no messages put the phone down near hers that i took from her bag to get a friends Ph# 2 hrs ago F*** .. bolted to the bedroom and ripped back the doona, just took off the jumper as she glared through the open curtains.. she came down the side of the house cos the back door was open... i somehow even locked the front when i came home SPRUNG my excuse .. you guessed it FORUM
As others before me have said just gold Whitey thanks for the laughs keep it up. As our computer is in the bedroom i pissed myself laughing after your first post and copped a earful the second blast was slightly louder hehehehe gotta love this forum caper   

[cruisindub]

myswag.org was the precurser to the recent window saga at home, the wife is still none to impressed.

[Tjupurula]

Thanks Whitey
When the wife asnd daughter come back from Broome (with the new grannie) I have a good excuse for all the chores that have not been done.  "It was those people on MySwag, they gave that much good information that I had to read it, and respond to some".  Hope it works.
Regards
Tjupurula