Abbreviations?

[Pottsy]

Woftam..... Waste of f...ing time and money
Figjam........F...k I'm good Jason ask me
HB.......Handbrake
Etc etc etc
Let's hear em.

[edz]

BOHICA = Bend - Over - Here - It - Comes - Again ....     Is one I use a bit .
FRED     = F..king Ridiculous Eating Device     .... Still use these to this day at home and camping, has the Best can opener you can get 

[Brodie Tas]

Don't know if this counts

BOAT= bring out another thousand

[Charlie Brown]

I hate TLA's

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

FUBAR

[jwb]

DINKS
Double Income No Kids

DINKUM
Double Income No Kids
Unbelievable Mortgage

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[Bigfish]

NFI.........no F....n idea.

[westvic]

WOMBAT
waste of money bandwidth and time 

[ronmac]

M.O.B.I.    cheers Ron.

[BTMNDR]

SKIN

Spending
Kid's
Inheritance
NOW

[Craig Tomkinson]

Kiss = keep it simple stupid
IMO = In my opinion
Wafi = Wind assisted fire trucking Idiot 

[doc evil]

JEEP

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

[xcvator]

diligaf

do I look like I give a ......

[moeite]

Fiat -> Fix It Again Tony
Ford -> Fixed Or Repaired Daily
NABA -> Not Another Bloody Acronym

[Troopy_03]

I hate TLA's

And MLAs

[terravista]

Fiat -> Fix It Again Tony
Ford -> Fixed Or Repaired Daily
NABA -> Not Another Bloody Acronym

I've seen this FORD one many times before and it's generally used by Holden owners, but no one can give a realistic explanation of the perceived difference between fixed and repaired. Why not say "fixed or fixed" or "repaired or repaired" and come across as a proud idiot? A simple change would be using "fixed or replaced" but most Holden owners don't seem to understand there should be a difference.
Or should this go in the Rant section?

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

HOLDEN......Heavy Oil Leaks and Deafening Engine Noises.

[Hookie]

FTS - bugger this crap
FTSIO - bugger this crap, I'm out

[Bird]

JEEP
Jamaica Emergency Employment Programme
Just Expect Every Problem
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Jail Employment Education Program
Just Eats Every Part

Mitsubishi:
Mechanics Investigate Trouble, Some Understand, But It's Sure Had It

Toyota
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
Takes One Young Oriental To Assemble
Totally Ordinary Yawn-Optimizing Tedious Autos 


CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. Nuff said? 

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

Ford.......Found on Rubbish Dumps

[macca]

Ford.......Found on Rubbish Dumps

Ford ..... Fast On Race Day
Ford ..... First On Race Day
or if your realistic
Ford ..... Fkd On Race Day

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[gronk]

FONC............friend of no .......!!

[Rumpig]

Ford ..... Fast On Race Day
Ford ..... First On Race Day
or if your realistic
Ford ..... Fkd On Race Day

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going on Bathurst and the series winner result this year, must be the last one aye