Scarps and Speewa

[Jeepers Creepers]

Hello, is this the Police Station?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Mr. Scarps....
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Senior Sargent and two Constables descend on Scarp's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana.
They sneer at Scarps and leave.

Shortly after, the phone rings at Scarp's house.

'Hey, Scarps! This here's Speewa....Did the cops come round?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'



'Yep!'

'Merry Xmas, Maaate!'

(Rednecks know how to git-it-dun).

[scarpsD40]

Lol, that might then make Lino6 my courier;D
Not to mention who the policemen were that came around.....

[speewa158]

Still need more wool                   

[Bad Scott]

LOL

[lino6]

Lol, that might then make Lino6 my courier;D
Not to mention who the policemen were that came around.....

This bloke needs a round table!

[speewa158]

We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live . No nothing to do with me  lf l had the cops in my shed the Engal would really get a puzzling   

[GeoffA]

We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live .......

Hutchie's place???....

[Bad Scott]

Hutchie's place???....

[speewa158]

No No down the other way . Hutchie is a fine upstanding member of the community  ( that's my story & lm sticking to it ) .

[lino6]

Hutchie is a fine upstanding member

Does he have some of that gel from scarps??

[speewa158]

Does he have some of that gel from scarps??

                                                       

[hutchie62]

Hutchie's place???....

Not guilty this time   

[Bad Scott]

Not guilty this time   

Thats a first.

[scarpsD40]

We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live . No nothing to do with me  lf l had the cops in my shed the Engal would really get a puzzling   

next time you call them, say I'm now hiding 'my goods' in my vege gardens beds please

[Robbo]

Just tell them there's a body buried in the back yard
Once they've finished digging it up you can then plant the spuds.

[Brett B]

Im not saying anything 

[speewa158]

Im not saying anything 

Sounds a bit dodgy to me