WHAT'S MAKING NEWS TODAY? 2015 Edition

[Bird]

A no drive zone FFS 

http://www.gympietimes.com.au/news/inskip-campsites-reopened/2862309/

at least they opened it.. they could have just Shit canned it.. much easier and cheaper...

[Footy Shorts Shane]

at least they opened it.. they could have just Shit canned it.. much easier and cheaper...

That'll be after the next sinkhole.

[krisandkev]

We camped in that camp ground last week.  The sink hole has warning signs and advises to keep out but there were people fishing in the hole and kids swimming, even car tracks along the beach right up to the edge of the hole!  A lot of vehicles and a large tour bus were using the beach exit/entry not far from the hole to exit after coming back on the barge, a much better track then the usual longer and softer sand from the barge to the road.  You would think the authorities must be happy with the safety of that area now.  Kevin

[Rumpig]

A no drive zone FFS 

http://www.gympietimes.com.au/news/inskip-campsites-reopened/2862309/

....after considering an engineer's report on a near-shore landslip in late September this year.

they'd have zero chance of finding an engineer that's going to say 100% that area is safe to drive on i reckon

[Footy Shorts Shane]

they'd have zero chance of finding an engineer that's going to say 100% that area is safe to drive on i reckon

It isn't safe. Happens all the time, as you know. Have a look at Inskip on google maps or earth. There's a massive sinkhole in that current satellite pic now, that no one saw, therefor no one cares about. 

Look where it is. They going to stop the barges to Fraser now too ?

[Steffo1]

It isn't safe. Happens all the time, as you know. Have a look at Inskip on google maps or earth. There's a massive sinkhole in that current satellite pic now, that no one saw, therefor no one cares about. 

Look where it is. They going to stop the barges to Fraser now too ?

That boat in the photos must be the slowest boat on earth

[Footy Shorts Shane]

That boat in the photos must be the slowest boat on earth

That's not nice, that's Jeepers' boat 

[Robbo]

That's not nice, that's Jeepers' boat 

He must have it on slow auto-pilot while he's downstairs checking
Out the rigging with Mrs Jeepers.

[krisandkev]

That point changes each year.  Sand builds up, sand gets taken away.  Has been happening since I first visited there by boat some 35 years ago.  Just watch the flow of water out through there when the Mary River is in flood!  And the waves on the ocean side can be enormous.  Some years ago a trawler went down not far out. Witnesses said it just disappeared in a large wave.  My father in law was a keen fisherman and he use to live at Rainbow Beach and he had some amazing stories of that area (Inskip Point).     Kevin

[peter01]

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/12/05/14/12/deer-shrugs-off-police-car-crash-that-sent-it-spiraling

[Jeepers Creepers]

Nah, my boats faster than that. 

"Regal 2665 Commodore Test Result Highlights

•Top speed for the Regal 2665 Commodore is 43.9 mph (70.7 kph), burning 26.6 gallons per hour (gph) or 100.68 liters per hour (lph).
•Best cruise for the Regal 2665 Commodore is 26.4 mph (42.5 kph), and the boat gets 2.34 miles per gallon (mpg) or 0.99 kilometers per liter (kpl), giving the boat a cruising range of 156 miles (251.06 kilometers).
•Tested power is 1 x 320-hp Volvo Penta 5.7GXi gas sterndrive"

Now, the bit about being downstairs with Mrs Jeepers. 

[Rumpig]

Now, the bit about being downstairs with Mrs Jeepers. 

the Jeepers show would have been well and truely over by the time your boat covered that distance?

[Bird]

Once again, WE are changing Shit to suit them.

Bring on Nuclear war and end this ****ed up planet.

Army chaplains to remove 'conquer' from 102-year-old motto because it is offensive to Muslims

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/army-chaplains-to-remove-conquer-from-102-year-old-motto-because-it-is-offensive-to-muslims/story-fni0cx4q-1227617586616

WHAT THE ****? They come here for our way of life, our peaceful society etc... then FFS don't go changing it to the Shit you left behind.

Also from the article
The army imam, Sheik Mohamadu Nawas Saleem, has previously called for sharia law to be introduced into Australia. He signed a petition supporting radical Islamic group Hizb ut-Tahrir, which has argued in favour of honour killings and said Muslim students should not be forced to honour Anzac Day.

[xcvator]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/union-blackmail-charges-two-senior-figures-charged-by-victoria-police-detectives-after-lengthy-investigation/news-story/3c974f22895acacd86fa62afce62b32c

Hope they nail this prick, he's been a stand over thug even before the BLF was deregistered 

[leachy_9]

I think the slogan on his tee shirt gives a good indication to the mentality of man and the organisation

[grafy82]

Once again, WE are changing Shit to suit them.

Bring on Nuclear war and end this ****ed up planet.


WHAT THE ****? They come here for our way of life, our peaceful society etc... then FFS don't go changing it to the Shit you left behind.

See the government is trying to rush legislation through now to teach Islam in Aussie schools in a bid to stop kids becoming radicalised??? Yeah, seems like a good idea when the terrorists themselves are Islamic!

[achjimmy]

Wtf  Your butt naked on all fours with your ass covered in lube , infront of a stripper with a "device"  in her hand and your crying rape after she plugs it in !!!! LMAO that's hilarious.

http://www.watoday.com.au/national/best-man-allegedly-raped-by-stripper-at-bucks-night-20090729-e1xi.html

[plusnq]

Wtf  Your butt naked on all fours with your ass covered in lube , infront of a stripper with a "device"  in her hand and your crying rape after she plugs it in !!!! LMAO that's hilarious.

http://www.watoday.com.au/national/best-man-allegedly-raped-by-stripper-at-bucks-night-20090729-e1xi.html

The things those Victorians get up to in their spare time 

[Bird]

Wtf  Your butt naked on all fours with your ass covered in lube , infront of a stripper with a "device"  in her hand and your crying rape after she plugs it in !!!! LMAO that's hilarious.

http://www.watoday.com.au/national/best-man-allegedly-raped-by-stripper-at-bucks-night-20090729-e1xi.html

Welcome to 2009... sit down take a seat 2016 will be along soon

[UIZ733]

Wtf  Your butt naked on all fours with your ass covered in lube , infront of a stripper with a "device"  in her hand and your crying rape after she plugs it in !!!! LMAO that's hilarious.

http://www.watoday.com.au/national/best-man-allegedly-raped-by-stripper-at-bucks-night-20090729-e1xi.html

Taking 'one for the team'. 
What a wally (I was going to say tool).

[Jeepers Creepers]

Hope it was a female stripper.

[Steffo1]

Nah!

[UIZ733]

Hope it was a female stripper.

Any port in a storm. 

[edz]

Nearly 7 years on, Wonder if he's lived it down yet 

[Bird]

Appreciated staff members....

Does a $100,000 bonus for a job well done beat a pat on the back?

US oil and gas company Hilcorp's 1350 employees think so.

Every single employee - no matter how junior - received a $US100,000 ($137,000) bonus this year as part of a company-wide incentive program called "Dream 2015" to double the company's size.

And it did.

Hilcorp receptionist Amanda Thompson said: "It's just a true gift."

The bonus motivated everyone to do their absolute best, said Ms Thompson, who has worked with the company for 10 years.

She told Fox 26 nobody was going to give "any less than 100 per cent each day".

Hilcorp's payout has been hailed as the ultimate Christmas bonus by newspapers looking for good news stories, even though the bonus was paid in the US spring.

http://www.theage.com.au/business/us-company-hilcorp-gives-1350-employees-100000-bonus-20151210-glkx1h.html