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Started by xcvator, October 26, 2015, 08:16:56 PM

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xcvator

The other day Jeepers ordered a $50.00 Penis enlarger -- the basterds sent him a magnifying glass
It came with instructions it said not to use it in the sunlight   >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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scarpsD40

Mrs Jeepers could try leaving negative feedback against the seller?



oldmate

Quote from: scarpsD40 on October 26, 2015, 08:22:35 PM
Mrs Jeepers could try leaving negative feedback against the seller?

Mrs jeepers is the seller
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Quote from: xcvator on October 26, 2015, 08:16:56 PM
The other day Jeepers ordered a $50.00 Penis enlarger -- the basterds sent him a magnifying glass
It came with instructions it said not to use it in the sunlight   >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOLOL you must be on the home brew ;D
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Quote from: scarpsD40 on October 26, 2015, 08:22:35 PM
Mrs Jeepers could try leaving negative feedback against the seller?
i believe she used it and was happy to see it in an adult size for a change  ;D
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Jeepers Creepers

I could really do with a penis enlarger too....  :-[

I'm 200lbs of dynamite attached to a 1 inch fuse.

I still reckon God did it to me too, just to pi$$ me off.
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

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Robbo

Hey Jeepers, you're too modest.. ;D ;D

Rodt

This is serious problem for some blokes and is something that we shouldn't be making light of  :police:












Maybe we should send a bulk PM to find out ;D

Rod

Robbo

Quote from: Rodt on October 27, 2015, 11:58:21 AM
This is serious problem for some blokes and is something that we shouldn't be making light of  :police:




So is everything in life, especially a lack of a sense of humour. :cheers:








Rodt

Thanks Robbo. Obviously my attempt at tongue in cheek humour didn't come across

Will try and do better next time :-[

Robbo

Hey, no problem Rod, all good. The thread is just taking the micky out of Jeepers, who has a great sense of humour and gives as good,
if not better, than he gets. It's not intended as a put down for anyone with an problem with ED. :cheers:

scarpsD40

Quote from: Rodt on October 27, 2015, 11:58:21 AM
This is serious problem for some blokes and is something that we shouldn't be making light of  :police:












Maybe we should send a bulk PM to find out ;D

Rod
I think better to start a poll or the next pic of the month and get people to vote.

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Jeepers Creepers

Quote from: Robbo on October 27, 2015, 03:02:20 PM
Hey, no problem, It's not intended as a put down for anyone with an problem with ED. :cheers:

What.... has Edz got a little dick as well.....  ;D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh sh!t, just wet myself..... :-[

Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8) >:D
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

Rumpig

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 03:45:01 PM
What.... has Edz got a little dick as well.....  ;D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh sh!t, just wet myself..... :-[

Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8) >:D
must resist making joke about catching crabs on Jeepers boat...oh, to late  ;D
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            Send a pic will you....heheheheh


Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8)

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Jeepers Creepers

I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

Rodt

Quote from: Robbo on October 27, 2015, 03:02:20 PM
Hey, no problem Rod, all good. The thread is just taking the micky out of Jeepers, who has a great sense of humour and gives as good,
if not better, than he gets. It's not intended as a put down for anyone with an problem with ED. :cheers:

Understand mate and trust me what i wrote was extremely funny in my head before i wrote it. If i was clever i would've been able to get something about drones in there also. Didn't even think of the can't get it up angle.

Vitara_JaycoSwift_Outback

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 03:45:01 PM
What.... has Edz got a little dick as well.....  ;D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh sh!t, just wet myself..... :-[

Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8) >:D

That is a quality quote that I'm going steal and use repeatedly  ;D

lino6

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 07:02:00 AM
I could really do with a penis enlarger too....  :-[


Quickest way to enlarge a penis is to put him behind a keyboard :)
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scarpsD40

Quote from: lino6 on October 27, 2015, 08:38:16 PM
Quickest way to enlarge a penis is to put him behind a keyboard :)
Hard drive or Floppy Disc?

lino6

Quote from: scarpsD40 on October 27, 2015, 08:46:17 PM
Hard drive or Floppy Disc?

Either, just leave the RAM out of it......
SWMBO reminds me of a Prodigy song....
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