Aust Open Tennis

speewa158 · January 13, 2015, 07:24:23 PM

Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly

Spare Me
Stick 5 in nails in my eyes & ears
So l don't have to watch Or listen to this mindnumbibgcrap

my only solace

duggie · January 13, 2015, 07:45:56 PM

I might repaint my house, more entertaining watching the paint dry then watching tennis.

baldheadedgit · January 13, 2015, 07:48:52 PM

Well..... Think I'd rather watch Tennis than Cricket....! At this there's some eye candy in Tennis....

Bird · January 13, 2015, 07:49:03 PM

Quote from: duggie on January 13, 2015, 07:45:56 PM
I might repaint my house, more entertaining watching the paint dry then watching tennis.

speewa158 · January 13, 2015, 08:01:02 PM

How anybody could sit & watch Over the net
Over the net
Over the net
Over the net
Over the NeT
oVer the Nte
O,. #&@ N*+
Are we there YET

GeoffA · January 13, 2015, 08:03:37 PM

Tennis? What tennis?
Who are we trying to kid?

We're all glued to MySwag...

speewa158 · January 13, 2015, 08:05:42 PM

Quote from: GeoffA on January 13, 2015, 08:03:37 PM
Tennis? What tennis?
Who are we trying to kid?

We're all glued to MySwag...

The realists Then all that's left is

dales133 · January 14, 2015, 04:59:39 AM

Golf's more exciting than tennis and that's saying something

speewa158 · January 14, 2015, 05:53:08 AM

l suppose that watching two people tormenting a fuzzy bright green ball would come third to a nice walk in the park . Tormenting a smaller dimples white ball , being stalked by a bloke with a bag of earth moving equipment ,
Yaaaaaaaaaa MySwag

Black Diamond · January 14, 2015, 06:46:10 AM

Id rather suck farts out of dead Seagulls then watch Tennis.....except when there is a bit of Camel Toe dancing around the court

JD-120 · January 14, 2015, 07:49:15 AM

Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 13, 2015, 07:48:52 PM
Well..... Think I'd rather watch Tennis than Cricket....! At this there's some eye candy in Tennis....

X2 I feel un Australian but Shit that is one boring game. I dunno how the players keep awake

Bird · January 14, 2015, 09:56:42 AM

Its only called TENnis cause 10 mins is all anyone can handle of it.

dales133 · January 14, 2015, 12:23:09 PM

Even the very few hot chicks playing can't keep me watching for long.

tennismark · January 14, 2015, 12:51:34 PM

Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis. Im with you,on tv, you lose the feel and emotions of the game and it is boring. BUT court sides another thing.
This is coming from a former pro tennis player and now a High performance tennis coach....so I know both sides of the stick.
Don't write it off, get your backside court side!!!!

dales133 · January 14, 2015, 12:56:13 PM

My Mrs is going next week but I can't be bothered

Kangaron · January 14, 2015, 01:09:13 PM

I'd rather watch a replay of a drawn test match in black and white @ 4.3.

I went once [years ago - free tickets] and got told to be quiet !!
I lasted 30 minutes.

terravista · January 14, 2015, 01:31:24 PM

Sorry, you missed the most important part.
It should be
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Then wipe all your stinking sweat on a towel and throw it in some ball boys/girls face.

Bird · January 14, 2015, 01:47:02 PM

Quote from: tennismarkOuch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis.

no.. no you don't..

Mace · January 14, 2015, 01:53:46 PM

If Ana Inavovic played tiddly winks I wouldnt miss a game of that either!

Oh, and the Australian Open hasnt even started yet speewa, youre getting a bit ahead of yourself!

Black Diamond · January 14, 2015, 02:41:30 PM

Quote from: tennismark on January 14, 2015, 12:51:34 PM
Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis. Im with you,on tv, you lose the feel and emotions of the game and it is boring. BUT court sides another thing.
This is coming from a former pro tennis player and now a High performance tennis coach....so I know both sides of the stick.
Don't write it off, get your backside court side!!!!

You bought tickets to centre court lately? Gotta take out a Mortgage to get em

Robbo · January 14, 2015, 02:47:06 PM

Quote from: speewa158 on January 13, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly

And that was just from Speewa sitting in the front row,

You should have heard the players..

my only solace

Steffo1 · January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM

I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!

Black Diamond · January 14, 2015, 03:21:19 PM

Quote from: Steffo1 on January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!

Now Now thats taking it a bit too far

dales133 · January 14, 2015, 10:14:02 PM

Quote from: Steffo1 on January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!

I'd rather watch gay Jewish Christmas in the park than afl

speewa158 · January 15, 2015, 05:23:48 AM

Quote from: Mace on January 14, 2015, 01:53:46 PM
If Ana Inavovic played tiddly winks I wouldnt miss a game of that either!

Oh, and the Australian Open hasnt even started yet speewa, youre getting a bit ahead of yourself!

Mace lm an out there kind of Bloke . Anyway if the tennis is played its best on the news , all over in 60 seconds . Just the highlights & results thanks

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