Bl00dy Hell. How is this for bad luck (Grapic Pics Pics - Beware)

[noel_w]

Hey Steve, hellava story there. Hope you are well on your way to recovery and ****e that musta hurt.


But by your own admission you only had 8 Coronas.... If you had had another one then it would have been (sung to My Sharona)


9 Coronas
The girl looked good to me ah good to me
She looked like Pamla Lee after
9 CORONAS!!
I began to kiss her
undid her zipper
she looked like Cladia Schiffer after
9 CORONAS!!
When I met her at the bar she said she was on baywatch
when she got into my car she looked alot like sasquatch
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHH
9 CORONAS!!
She kinda looked like Mr. Spock
"Live long and prosper"
But she was Courtney Cox after
9 CORONAS!!
We were hot with passion
We were mashing after
cause she looked like Jennifer Anniston after
9 CORONAS!!
Late into the night I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candle light she looked like Grants Farley
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHHHHH
9 CORONAS!!
She was fat and stcky
And kinda Stinky
But she looked like Christy Brinkley after
9 CORONAS!!
She looked like Pee Wee Herman
"Thats my name don't wear it out
But she was Uma Thurman after
9 CORONAS!!
In our 23rd position
I think I got wiplash
She was really bitchin'
Except for moustouce'
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHHHH
She looked bigger than a winnebago
A winna Goat
She looked like Lisa Kudrow after
9 CORONAS!!
She was no Cindy Crawford
Cindy Crawford
Nothing rymes with Cindy Crawford after
9 CORONAS!!
Open up another bottle and started drinking more beer
So I can wake up next to Heather Locklear
Yeah Yeah Yeah YAHHHHH

[Bird]

Not a nice experience Steve! Imagine if that had happened when you were far from medical assistance.

I saw Bird's legs in person when I dropped into the hospital he was at - injuries sustained in a motorcycle crash when a car forced him into a pole. It wasn't pleasant but at least he was still with us.

Wat muz said. I severed the artery and they couldn't understand where all the blood was going.
my leg swelled up like balloon so they sliced it and left it open to drain...

wish they would have done some better stitching like yours Mine looks like a 22 customer a night hooker that's been on the job for 55 years on the inside

[Ozsnowman]

Christ! Wow, hope it heals ok!

The one time it didn't need someone to say:  lol

[xcvator]

It wasn't pleasant but at least he was still with us.

He's still not pleasant AND he's still with us 

[Bird]

just remember -
it only hurts while the pains there..



ps.. at least you don't look like you need skin graphs to cover the holes..


or the shattered dislocated elbow..

[MDS69]

That is amazing what our medical professionals can do. Lucky you didn't pick up an infections with an open wound like that for 3 or so days. Rest up.

[Jeepers Creepers]

I had a small rock come off the whipper snipper yesterday and hit me in the shin.

If it had've broken the skin, I could have bled to death over a few days, as I don't think I had any bandaids left in the work van.

I would have taken a pic too, but I think I was in a bit of shock from the trauma. Even now, remembering the moment of impact, i'm feeling a bit average.

[speewa158]

l got a splinter in my finger , but manager to pull it out without ANY pain killers  ,  so l had to wash the wound . l surmised that 9 cans should could be not only pain relief , but also the alcohol could sterilize the wound from within .
After the strife Steve got himself into on Coronas l decided VB should do the job   

[Bird]

l got a splinter in my finger , but manager to pull it out without ANY pain killers  ,  so l had to wash the wound . l surmised that 9 cans should could be not only pain relief , but also the alcohol could sterilize the wound from within .
After the strife Steve got himself into on Coronas l decided VB should do the job   

I agree. pouring that green canned Shit over your splinter is the only thing it would be worth...

[Draggin]

Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You win - yours is bigger than mine 

Get well soon and kick some more goals

[Frostd]

Hey steve, I thought I was watching post mortum photographs of a leg. Woow. I bet you want to see the end of 2014. Bring on 2015. Hope it all works out and no further troubles.

[scarpsD40]

Interesting??

[Bird]

Interesting??

but is it bad luck..

[Foo]

  Ouch!

Foo

[SteveandViv]

just remember -
it only hurts while the pains there..



ps.. at least you don't look like you need skin graphs to cover the holes..


or the shattered dislocated elbow..

No mate, no skin grafts thankfully. I think you win the ouch stakes though as you also look to have mangled you leg. The thing that sh1tted me was that I had just got over the knee replacement...

Stitches come out on Xmas eve and so far all seems good. Still a bit swollen and sore as the inside moves around or settles. I reckon I can feel the stitches dissolve one at a time

[gutters]

Hey Steve, glad you are on the road to recovery.  Wondered why you had been a bit quiet on the forum.  Hope your recovery continues well.

As for your story, holy cow man!!!  I flipped to the photos first, thought sh!t, that must have hurt, then started reading the story.  Got to the bit about the sword and said, he couldn't have been that stupid.  A dozen beers and a sword, c'mon on.  Then I got to the real reason.  You are one lucky b*stard mate.  To have that happen in a hospital and not out at one of your clinics is amazingly good luck.

Take care mate

KB

KB I did the exact same thing... Glad to hear it worked out well in the end steve, hope the rest of the recovery goes well.