So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup

[speewa158]

 

[MarkGU]

The bookmakers are the only ones who win Jamie.

hence why ( imo) horse racing is boring as bat crap.

[dales133]

I'd agree with that.
Unless your face down in your ashtray with a Form guide in one hand and a cigarette burning holes in your other fingers gambling just isn't sexy. ...lol

[JD-120]

Ill play spewa

Cant go past the 2 fav's IMO. Admire Rakti and Lucia Valentina

[oldmate]

The bookmakers are the only ones who win Jamie.

hence why ( imo) horse racing is boring as bat crap.

Yep or horse 12 lol

[lino6]

Tom Waterhouse

[Davepatrol]

I reckon the first one past the post might be the winner  

[dales133]

When you put midgets on horses anything can happen

[Rumpig]

if past cups are anything to go by, it'll be a horse other then the one i bet on 

[oldmate]

When you put midgets on horses anything can happen

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BET ON HORSE
DRINKING AS MUCH AS ELEPHANT OF COURSE
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

[dales133]

if past cups are anything to go by, it'll be a horse other then the one i bet on 

Lol.... You'd have more fun doing heroin for the weekend, I'm sure you'd find something that cost less that was more fun than watching anorexic sqeeky voiced dudes beating horses half to death and feel a whole lot straighter for it

[dales133]

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BET ON HORSE
DRINKING AS MUCH AS ELEPHANT OF COURSE
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

Perfect!

[MarkGU]

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BET ON HORSE
DRINKING AS MUCH AS ELEPHANT OF COURSE
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

ease up on the drugs Olly

[oldmate]

ease up on the drugs Olly

Lol, I'll save some for ya hahahahha

[Rumpig]

Lol.... You'd have more fun doing heroin for the weekend, I'm sure you'd find something that cost less that was more fun than watching anorexic sqeeky voiced dudes beating horses half to death and feel a whole lot straighter for it

doubt i'll even bother putting a bet on tomorrow actually, so shouldn't cost me anything  i've got $10 in my wallet and my ATM card has stopped working, so couldn't place a decent bet even if i wanted to...lol. I used to go to the Brisbane races every year with mates, now that cost me a bomb...no pay for 2 days being self employed back then (cup day and too sick to go to work the next day also...lol...we used to be at the track before 10.00 a.m and home sometime the next morning) aswell as a fortune lost on the nags as i rarely won out overall on the day  still it was a good day out being at the track 

[dales133]

doubt i'll even bother putting a bet on tomorrow actually, so shouldn't cost me anything  i've got $10 in my wallet and my ATM card has stopped working, so couldn't place a decent bet even if i wanted to...lol. I used to go to the Brisbane races every year with mates, now that cost me a bomb...no pay for 2 days being self employed back then (cup day and too sick to go to work the next day also...lol...we used to be at the track before 10.00 a.m and home sometime the next morning) aswell as a fortune lost on the nags as i rarely won out overall on the day  still it was a good day out being at the track 

I hear you... I've got a prepaid holiday to Cains next week lucky we've got the acomodation and Shit paid....
Btw anyone in Cains if you got nothing on I'm there Monday to Sunday and would love to meet up with some Queensland brethren.
Be cool to catch up

[berlitza]

Came the the conclusion that i'm going to win tomorrow, going the "borrow" one of these ,


http://youtu.be/hYlce0tFjLk

not sure how well I will do on the the grass though

[dales133]

Borrow the useless tit farmer or the bike lol

[berlitza]

Borrow the useless tit farmer or the bike lol

I'd ride both at once i'm not scared much

[dales133]

Lol

[Kangaron]

It beggers belief that anyone could put there hard earned on 2 tonne of horse flesh, with a brain the size of a pea, being ridden by some bent little pissant, trained by dodgy pricks like the Waterhouse Lot, who should have been banned from all racecourses in 1984.
and NO, I'm not a punter.

[Robbo]

Horses are amazing animals. They are the only one that I know of
that can take so many people for a ride at the same time. 

[Lobster]

The first horse past the post

[speewa158]

After reading through all your post l am almost sorry l started this    No not really just interested to see who was going to maintain the tradition of the " Sickie " today & or possibly tomorrow .

[edz]

Well I think Ive narrowed it down, I reckon theres a fair chance that its going to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A horse !
Hopefully all the drunken ****tards will have crawled home to the gutter  by the time I get to work this arvo, It'll save me having to drag them out .