Dontcha just hate it when...................

[xcvator]

You wake up at 3am with a bit of a stomach cramp, so you stumble out to the dunny, sit down, still half a sleep, and let it all just happen, a big wet shotgun blast and you think "geeze that feels better" ya rip off a length of paper to finish the job and  your bloody finger goes straight through the paper.  OK, start again, get another length of paper only to find there is only 2 squares of paper left on the roll, wtf, so, mind full of the fact that you've just played stink finger with yourself , you reach around to get a spare roll from the container  (you know what's coming don't you) , yep it's empty   
So there you are, stumbling around the house looking for the dunny rolls, trying not to drip on the carpet or smear anything on the door handles and it's starting to get a bit chilly, don'tcha just hate it 

[Mallory Black]

you were 'xcavating'.....?

[D4D]

Too much information

[Bunyip]

Dontcha just hate it when people share WAY too much infomration

[GUEY]

Too much information

Way way way to much....
Note to self. Careful if ever shaking xcvators hand...

[speewa158]

its all down hill from here 

[Foo]

Lalalalalalalalalalala not listening.

Foo

[muzza01]

Cmon mate, that's CRAP.

[discoteddy]

sounds like someone left their computer unattended


Cheers,

Disco teddy.

[Turbojohn]

Straight into the shower!

[Swannie]

Keith this post is just soooo wrong.

Swannie

[speewa158]

Cmon mate, that's CRAP.             l think you put your finger on it 

[terravista]

That is one of the best reasons for having a dog in the house, the stupid things will lick anything.
Then when the mother in law visits and kisses the dog next time, you can't help smiling.

[knoath]

Admin to General Discussion thread.... Admin!!!!???

With a mop and bucket.....

[oldmate]

That is one of the best reasons for having a dog in the house, the stupid things will lick anything.
Then when the mother in law visits and kisses the dog next time, you can't help smiling.

oh man, that is even more way to much infomation. each to there own i guess, so when the dog is licking his nuts, do you throw yourself on the floor and lift a leg too??  pmsl

[Darcy7]

 

[Jeepers Creepers]

I bet ya don't bite ya finger nails for a while. 

Hmmm, bit nutty.

[Bunyip]

You are a very sick person wanting photos of that!!!

[baldheadedgit]

I don't normaly complain about a thread... but i have to this time..
Mod's...  this bloke is so full (or Empty) of Shite... i want him banned and  and  and  and... plugged   

[RedDmaxxx]

Man.....you wouldn't want to eat one of his sandwiches.

[Brett B]

Sh,t Happens 

[terravista]

oh man, that is even more way to much infomation. each to there own i guess, so when the dog is licking his nuts, do you throw yourself on the floor and lift a leg too??  pmsl

Not in last 2 weeks I haven't.

[jmorgan1981]

So xcvator were you scrunching or folding?

[Jeepers Creepers]

So xcvator were you scrunching or folding?

Poking I think and most likely, more than once too.

[oldmate]

Not in last 2 weeks I haven't.