Time on our hands

[speewa158]

l have just watched a blerb on telly about a new time saving devise that saves you time in our time poor life style .
So if l get up a bit earlier to read the paper a bit quicker , that will save time . Rock off into the traffic to save time getting to work . Use all the wizzbang gear to make the work go quicker saving time . Have a prepacked snack couse you save time eating quickly .Get all you need to do done in the day so you can have time to do something else saving time for tomorrow . Plan the tomorrow today  top save time of arranging the stuff you need  . lf that gives you a head ache then take the aspro that works 2 1/2 faster saving time ,
When you get home prerecord the tv programs to cut out the adds saving time . Have a Micro Wave evening , a few drinks  dinner & watch a movie then off to bed in 20 mins . Saving lots of time  .
A huge time saver is not reading this crap but you should contemplate what you are going to do with all the time you have saved today  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Times Up 

[hargs]

Sorry, I don't have time to read that..

[scarps]

I did and now wish I didn't cause I don't and won't spend what spare time I have with waste

[westvic]

well there is 5 min I will never get back

must be a slow reader 

[xcvator]

Worse still, I've read the whole thread, half my lifes just gone 

[bobnrob]

Wife's and her workmate's were all just given iphones to help save time.
Where she use to quickly jot notes, then get back to the office and type it all up using ALL her fingers, she's now expected to get people to stop talking while she catches up typing on the iphone with one finger...some Richard in some Gov Dept got paid good $$$ to come up with that time saving method