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Jeepers Creepers

#50
May 04, 2014, 05:22:50 PM
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.

He enquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"Its a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."

God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Queensland, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from Queensland are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting next to them in New South Wales."
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KingBilly

#51
May 04, 2014, 05:25:15 PM
LMAO  :cup: :cup: :cup:

KB

Hairs

#52
May 04, 2014, 05:50:55 PM
You idiots  :laugh:

:cheers:
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

Dogsbreakfast

#53
May 04, 2014, 05:55:55 PM
Quote from: Hairs on May 04, 2014, 04:28:07 PM.
Qld is such a lovely place, just don't understand why they filled full of Dickheads.

:cheers:
And state of origin trophies!
:)
http://www.somuchviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/beer-holder.gif

swanny

#54
May 04, 2014, 05:58:28 PM
That's an old one, but he's reversed it.....hahaha...he really meant QLD.

Dogsbreakfast

#55
May 04, 2014, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: Dogsbreakfast on May 04, 2014, 05:55:55 PM
And state of origin trophies!
:)

In preparing the nswelshman for origin time - it looks like the soccer folk have just warmed up trophy cabinet against some team from down south with another grand final win.
http://www.somuchviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/beer-holder.gif

Hairs

#56
May 04, 2014, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Dogsbreakfast on May 04, 2014, 06:47:05 PM
it looks like the soccer
IT'S Football.
Sheesh
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Rumpig

#57
May 04, 2014, 08:00:27 PM
Quote from: Hairs on May 04, 2014, 06:55:03 PM
IT'S Football.
Sheesh

they don't just use their feet but use their heads aswell (as evident by a couple of goals in the GF tonight), so that makes it Soccor in my book  ;D ;D
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Dogsbreakfast

#58
May 04, 2014, 08:07:44 PM
Quote from: Hairs on May 04, 2014, 06:55:03 PM
IT'S Football.
Sheesh


Better let the socceroos know!
http://www.somuchviral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/beer-holder.gif

Hairs

#59
May 04, 2014, 08:57:30 PM
Quote from: Dogsbreakfast on May 04, 2014, 08:07:44 PM
Better let the socceroos know!
LOL, That's Australia for ya  :cheers:
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

Garfish

#60
May 04, 2014, 09:36:25 PM
Saw this on FB and thought it needed sharing
Ross
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GUEY

#62
May 07, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
Was thinking about this today and the fact my son is 8 and has only seen a Queensland series win.
I can't believe I'm saying it but I would like to see NSW win this year.
It isn't fair that he is growing up without understanding the spite he should be showing towards NSW.


He just thinks they are hopeless at football and feels sorry for them...
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scarps

#64
May 26, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
Man this thread has gone quiet. Qld'rs must be worried!

Garfish

#65
May 26, 2014, 08:54:39 PM
Every year we are worried, as the underdogs we don't expect to win,  the form Hayne has been in...... 
Ross
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Clouty

#66
May 26, 2014, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: scarps on May 26, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
Man this thread has gone quiet. Qld'rs must be worried!
You beat me to it.. I was looking for this thread ;D ;D
There to busy asking what there other head is doing ;D ;D ;D

Robbo

#68
May 27, 2014, 05:43:38 AM
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wilson79

#69
May 27, 2014, 07:39:42 AM
Quote from: scarps on May 26, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
Man this thread has gone quiet. Qld'rs must be worried!

there is not much more to say when you have won 8 series in a row? :cheers: :cheers:

We let our footy do the talking.... ;D ;D ;D ;D


GO QLD!!!!!!
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patyv

#70
May 27, 2014, 08:02:14 AM
Go the blues

Jeepers Creepers

#71
May 27, 2014, 05:36:28 PM
Quote from: scarps on May 26, 2014, 08:52:35 PM
Man this thread has gone quiet. Qld'rs must be worried!

Hey Scarps, just another game of footy for Queenslanders, you know, another trophy to go on the mantle piece, another wild party to celebrate winning, you know, blinding headache and hangover the next day.....  :cup:  :cheers:  :cup:  :cheers:

Oh, that's right, its been 8 years of losing on the hop, you wouldn't know what its like, would you.... ???
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

scarps

#72
May 27, 2014, 05:39:29 PM

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on May 27, 2014, 05:36:28 PM
Hey Scarps, just another game of footy for Queenslanders, you know, another trophy to go on the mantle piece, another wild party to celebrate winning, you know, blinding headache and hangover the next day.....  :cup:  :cheers:  :cup:  :cheers:

Oh, that's right, its been 8 years of losing on the hop, you wouldn't know what its like, would you.... ???
lol.....now that's what I'm talking about.  Where's everyone else's passion.  SCARED????????

achjimmy

#73
May 27, 2014, 05:44:50 PM
Go blues. This is our year!
Here for a good time, not a long time!

Jim

scarps

#74
May 27, 2014, 05:45:48 PM

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on May 27, 2014, 05:36:28 PM
Hey Scarps, just another game of footy for Queenslanders, you know, another trophy to go on the mantle piece, another wild party to celebrate winning, you know, blinding headache and hangover the next day.....  :cup:  :cheers:  :cup:  :cheers:

Oh, that's right, its been 8 years of losing on the hop, you wouldn't know what its like, would you.... ???
hey Jeepers, here's a classic one just for you:-)
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