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What they do to old Nissans

Started by Crazy Dog, March 22, 2014, 05:51:01 PM

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Crazy Dog

Cairns FNQ - I love poor little defenseless animals, especially in gravy.

Bill

"The problem with the world is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"
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scarps

A TD42 engine block would jam that up.

Bird

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scarps


Black Diamond

1996 80 series Cruiser
2005 Coota Camper - The legend lives on.....

duggie

That thing is powered by a Nissan Patrol TD42T engine, how else could it get enough power to crush everything else? ;D ;D

cheers duggie
" Old Nissans Just Keep On Truckin On "

Crazy Dog

Cairns FNQ - I love poor little defenseless animals, especially in gravy.

Black Diamond

Quote from: duggie on March 22, 2014, 07:05:33 PM
That thing is powered by a Nissan Patrol TD42T engine, how else could it get enough power to crush everything else? ;D ;D

cheers duggie
No you got it wrong, the TD42t runs the fuel pump that supplies the LC200V8 that runs that cruncher ;D
1996 80 series Cruiser
2005 Coota Camper - The legend lives on.....

Crazy Dog

There was a fire at the Nissan gearbox plant in Adelaide years ago - all the workers managed to get out as the fire raged through the building - and they mustered in the car park..........
But then the fire reached the explosive gasket chemicals and solvents used in the assembly - as the explosions began, gearbox parts began to shower the carpark - and the workers took refuge in a steel container.
Then the boss realised the auto fire alarm hadn't activated - no mobiles back then - so he asked one of the workers to run the gauntlet across the car park and set off the manual alarm at the factory door........
The worker listened to the constant shattering noise of the gearbox parts raining on the roof of the container - and said "I'm not going out there - are you crazy??????"
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"Why not?" said the boss.........
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"Can't you see? IT'S RAINING DATSUN COGS.............................." >:D
Cairns FNQ - I love poor little defenseless animals, especially in gravy.

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duggie

Hey Crazy , it is great to see you back . :cheers:
" Old Nissans Just Keep On Truckin On "

Patr80l

What do you do to old Nissans?
You keep driving them.



(9 out of 10 Land Rovers are still on the road.   










The other one made it home.)
40, 80, GU, Touareg, GU, Touareg, 200

edz

Yep thats the problem with Landies once they breakdown, most people just walk away, thats why 9 out of ten are still on the road ...LOL..  ;D
" IMPROVISE  ADAPT   OVERCOME   and  PERSEVERE  "

Ynot

Quote from: Crazy Dog on March 22, 2014, 08:23:30 PM
There was a fire at the Nissan gearbox plant in Adelaide years ago - all the workers managed to get out as the fire raged through the building - and they mustered in the car park..........
But then the fire reached the explosive gasket chemicals and solvents used in the assembly - as the explosions began, gearbox parts began to shower the carpark - and the workers took refuge in a steel container.
Then the boss realised the auto fire alarm hadn't activated - no mobiles back then - so he asked one of the workers to run the gauntlet across the car park and set off the manual alarm at the factory door........
The worker listened to the constant shattering noise of the gearbox parts raining on the roof of the container - and said "I'm not going out there - are you crazy??????"
(Scroll down)
"Why not?" said the boss.........
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"Can't you see? IT'S RAINING DATSUN COGS.............................." >:D

Corker!

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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?  (Homer J Simpson).

speewa158

Can l send my Exmotherinlaw over for a rip through  >:D
You can go your own way . Treg Up & Make Dust

Black Diamond

Quote from: speewa158 on March 23, 2014, 06:58:41 PM
Can l send my Exmotherinlaw over for a rip through  >:D
Good luck with that, that machine is no match for my mother inlaws fat a$$, plus she's got balls of steel >:D
1996 80 series Cruiser
2005 Coota Camper - The legend lives on.....