Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair

[speewa158]

& all l have left is a memory of the plans Chair & l could have made to park beside a camp fire together . Soport my torso while l have  & sniff camp fire smoke 
   l could do that   , but now sitting on the ground   ,       

[lino6]

Cheer up speewa there's plenty of chairs in the sea. They'll be no good with the water damage so maybe better off going to Cobram outdoors or something! 

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

[speewa158]

l was told it had really nice legs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Burga]

9 pages and 203 replys.
Absolutely 
Must of been a of a chair.

[Firedogg]

Don't you listen to the airport security announcements.  DON'T LEAVE BAGS UNATTENDED.

[scarps]

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

It's legs were in the air so figured it would be a bit on the nose

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Was the chair checked for content of its pouch?
If they checked it did they paint a big red X on it?
So others would know it had been checked, and not waste their time checking again and again.

[scarps]

Was the chair checked for content of its pouch?
If they checked it did they paint a big red X on it?
So others would know it had been checked, and not waste their time checking again and again.

you may have just solved a mystery for me. Always wondered why the cross. Now I know! Thnx

[speewa158]

Solved a mystery but at the same time opened yet another to the light of day . Don't nail yourself to the cross ,   we can do that for you                                          

[scarps]

Solved a mystery but at the same time opened yet another to the light of day . Don't nail yourself to the cross ,   we can do that for you                                          

well I may be a carpenter's son, and my son is a carpenter, so possible.

[lino6]

Lucky your not a Handcock then!

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

Do you have to dress in strange outfits as well.
I'm not sure about this any more. 
I s'pose there's a special handshake to learn as well, right?
You blokes make a fella nerrrrvusssss.

[speewa158]

Strange outfits > Drizzabone coats & hats
Special Handshake > having a spare can of Beer & 1 at hand
Make you nerrrrrvis >
                                > Trust me       ,,,,,,,,     What could possible go wrong       

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

There's that terrible portent of unknown evil again.

"Trust Me"

Also, "Trust Me, would I Lie to You."  Is another variation of the Theme.

I'm geddin even more NUVASS

[speewa158]

Geeeeeeeezzzz all l said was " Trust Me " nothing else 

[oldmate]

There's that terrible portent of unknown evil again.

"Trust Me"

Also, "Trust Me, would I Lie to You."  Is another variation of the Theme.

I'm geddin even more NUVASS

Wait till you go camping with em, I reckon you may wake up with SOREASS. 

[scarps]

Wait till you go camping with em, I reckon you may wake up with SOREASS. 

arrrhhhhsoooo you've heard about my famous curry recipe?

[oldmate]

arrrhhhhsoooo you've heard about my famous curry recipe?

Word gets around, australia is a small continent

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

arrrhhhhsoooo you've heard about my famous curry recipe?

That does it, I'm taking my own food.
You blokes sound like your as bad as ROOTHY with what you throw in the cook pot!

[scarps]

Word gets around, australia is a small continent

don't you mean continence

[oldmate]

don't you mean continence

Ah yes sorry missed spelt, it happens   

That does it, I'm taking my own food.
You blokes sound like your as bad as ROOTHY with what you throw in the cook pot!

I can tell you no one on here is like that character

[Cruiser 105Tvan]

Posted by: oldmate
« on: Today at 06:27:54 PM »
"I can tell you no one on here is like that character."

Well that's a reassuring thing

[Bird]

shame the chair joke wore out 18 months ago...