Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair

[scarps]

Aliens stole it!

[baldheadedgit]

Well I take me hat of to ya.....  100 post's

[scarps]

[speewa158]

Well I take me hat of to ya.....  100 post's





So do you feel ripped off . You entrusted said Chair to the hands of a known   " Drug Lord  " to be involved in a torrid trail of people involved in a world of chemical induced states  . 
Then you give them 100 points !
lm still face down on the ground with my bottom chairless   
What can l say                                                  &  

[scarps]

You see him here, you see him there, but I don't remember this one!

[speewa158]

Or is it Chair Stolen as a Giant Scam 
lts not the size of the scam  ,  lts the depth of the deceit to which they sink   .
Chair may be destined to a camp life of  being supportive  of bean eating  heavy drinking  , nardowell  .
What can l tell you                 

[scarps]

I'm so glad you mentioned bean eating

This one would be perfect!

[speewa158]

I'm so glad you mentioned bean eating

This one would be perfect!




Your a SICK  BICKY     

[scarps]

I'm so glad you mentioned bean eating

This one would be perfect!




Your a SICK  BICKY     

wait til you meet me:-)

[scarps]

Thinking you might need to up the rweard. It's gone a bit quiet

[edz]

Thanks Scarps.
The bloody missus has seen it now and wants to know if they do a recliner version and any other coplour ...she wont miss any of the soapies that she watches if she got one of these ...

[scarps]

Thanks Scarps.
The bloody missus has seen it now and wants to know if they do a recliner version and any other coplour ...she wont miss any of the soapies that she watches if she got one of these ...

my pleasure :-)

[tourin n fishin]

Aaaahhhh Chair,

Comfortable
Height
Adjustable
Ingenious
Rear end support

Who can do without one

[speewa158]

Aaaahhhh Chair

Who can do without one



why are people so cruel to me      . 

[lino6]

Maybe its time to put a hit out?! I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a local door knocking type religious sector and some door to door sales people that don't own watches

[Robbo]

Looks like Speewa's long lost chair is'nt going to show up anytime soon. So i think i have found the ultimate chair for him. It comes complete with a fridge and doughnut dispenser. I can just imagine Speewa sitting on this doing his business while enjoying a doughnut or two and washing it all down with a cold ale. Perhaps we could pass the hat round for donations and shout him this for next christmas.

[scarps]

Both of these last two posts have merit:-)

I can see the news headline now
'Qantas luggage handler's lodge harrasssment complaint against religious group', who has speewa's chair?

[lino6]

Both of these last two posts have merit:-)

Nah mine doesn't have merit, I was watching the whole 10 yards last night and thought to myself how could I apply that story to this situation. And then I thought a "hit" might be a bit harsh for a missing chair that the true owner is only going to fall off anyway  so enter the "happy clappers"! 

After all this time, perhaps its become a cold case....

Can you get DNA out of camp chairs?

[scarps]

Did I hear the word 'DNA'?
Looking for a chair?

[speewa158]

interview the usual suspects , 
lts not Cold Case , that's in The USA ,, its Slab here Mate . That's the local expression  we understand 

[lino6]

Now that I think about it, you would need to have some thick gloves to be getting DNA out of a chair, who knows what you would find!

[speewa158]

l bet there is no money down the side . To many hands have been over it in transit .  DNA a cast of thousands & the cat 

[scarps]

Launched a new detective book

[speewa158]

Launched a new detective book




True tale & complete fabrication of the story & how it has affected many lives .
                  sounds like a great idea but its not as though you can sit around & read it . IS IT 

[GU_Thomo]

Is this it?

CHAIRNOBYL



Be careful it is still dangerous

Cheers
Parry