Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair

[tourin n fishin]

I'm thinking playschool has it;

there's a bear in there and a chair as well.... these your admission of guilt, it was right under our noses the whole time.

[scarps]

I'm thinking playschool has it;

there's a bear in there and a chair as well.... these your admission of guilt, it was right under our noses the whole time.

are you saying big teds got Speewa's chair?

[speewa158]

So if Big Ted is the perp he might be in with that other known dodgy Humphrey B Bear . He's the big one with no pants just a waste coat 

[Big Tread]

So if Big Ted is the perp he might be in with that other known dodgy Humphrey B Bear . He's the big one with no pants just a waste coat 

It wasn't me, but I'll ask my brother, Little Tread, he's pretty tight with Humpty and Jemima, so they might know who has the chair.

Big Tread

[kylarama]

I'd suss out Fat Cat too, including his friends.  He went off the rails big time when his show was canned all those years ago...

[Hairs]

You haven't posted pictures of your chair, So I'm having a guess here,
Is this It 
If it is, We'll keep an eye out for it 

[speewa158]

Hairs   this saga has gone on so long l almost forgotten what it looks like myself . Suppose l will grab the 1st 1 l find 

[Hairs]

Mate,
I can see why you would want it back, looks real comfy, Did you have it custom made just for you
I wish you well in your search to find this.

[scarps]

Hairs   this saga has gone on so long l almost forgotten what it looks like myself . Suppose l will grab the 1st 1 l find 

this one?

[speewa158]

scraps  , scraps , scraps  ,,, you really gots to get out more young fellow . 

[scarps]

scraps  , scraps , scraps  ,,, you really gots to get out more young fellow . 

yeah, you're probably right:-)
This one?

[baldheadedgit]

You haven't posted pictures of your chair, So I'm having a guess here,
Is this It 
If it is, We'll keep an eye out for it 

Jon, there is know way it was that chair, the one i sent down to Speewa certainly never had that "BIG" (I wish it was) dish thing in the front...
it did have 2 little marble size indents like the other 2 things though.!

[speewa158]

BHG   said Chair has bee represented as such  ,, though its very hard to identify said chair with all the wantobees out there  . There are just so many doggies trying to scam   ,  clean living young chaps of temperate habit ,,, like myself   .
Where  is Chair    ls it still in good condition    . Will said Chair be suitable to take to a camp fire with out rejection    Or will it need to b e retrained   .    Your call 

[scarps]

I got a little bored over the Xmas break, so thought you might appreciate it if I stripped said chair down, laundered the material, polished the tubing and oiled the joints. Had a bit o trouble getting it back together and found several parts left over at the end of the exercise.  All being said and done, I think the end result still has some merit. What do you think?

I particularly thought the label off the stubbie I was drinking adds a nice touch........uh huh!

[speewa158]

l knew this wouldn't go well
Having to deal with BHG discarded shed fill
Arranging the transport to Vic
The loss of Chair
Misstatement of Chair
Harassment
Wasting Swaggers & there pets time looking all over the country for Chair
Destruction of the original unit
lt just goes on & on
                                     lm not 1 to complain ,,,    Gezzzz its hard to get good help these days 

[baldheadedgit]

Well Jamie, I've been holding back on this info, mainly because I did not want to embarrass Scraps,
But the place I dropped of the chair to (and remember this is where scraps wanted me to drop it of to, he also gave me a contact name,! )  was full of druggies ,,,!!!!
I was shocked.!
These people are friends of his..
So the chair going missing is no surprise in my books, may well have been sold and the proceeds used for other means ! If you get my drift ?

[scarps]

:-) lol. Every druggie needs a good chair to sit in. Makes it easier to pop the little pills out of the foil rather than them falling on the floor and rolling under the bed or fridge!

[speewa158]

The Plot Thickens ,,,, So theres no telling  if Chair is the real said Chair . This might be some stand in look a like  to be fobbed off on a poorer unsuspecting bloke  . An Unsafe copy  that has been interfered with .
l fear we have both been duped by a international crime figure with a shed full of misappropriated camping furniture . The could be the turning point of the case . Any wonder scraps is reluctant to approach anybody in uniform for a pic  as he may be recognised   . The jig would up . Seems he dosnt want to go to " Her Majesty's Timeshare Lara ". That home away from Home for nardowells .

[scarps]

Hey hey hey, I might be many things (and yes possibly well known to the local constabulary), but I aint now, nor in the past, nor expect to be in the future any type of 'chair fiddler'!  That's just down right rude 'shock!'

The ransome just doubled!!

That'll be two swagger trips that you'll have to now put up with my warped sense of humour.  Trust me it's not pretty.  SWMBO rolls her eyes all the time!!!!!!!!!

[speewa158]

Hey hey hey, I might be many things (and yes possibly well known to the local constabulary), but I aint now, nor in the past, nor expect to be in the future any type of 'chair fiddler'! 



l refer you to your confession of post 38 , a quiet Xmas it may have been  . but to fondle a chair left in your care is almost unforgivable . Even worst brag about it & the next day forget you have done it in the 1st place 
l think the sooner l can retrieve whats left if the said furniture the better 

[scarps]

That's not fiddling lol.....
That's a masterpiece of reconstructive engineering!!!!!!!
Still just not sure what to do with the left over bits, so I've just shoved them in the bottom of the bag.

[speewa158]

That's all l need A F34567g lkea camp chair 

[scarps]

Ok I'm starting to feel a little responsible for said 'lost chair' so I whipped this one up.

[D4D]

How about this chair I made with the chainsaw

[speewa158]

 The worst part of it all is BHG is down a chair , ,nobody seems to think about him . He could be sitting in hyis shed in a very dark place cause hes not been able to pay the power bill until the huge amount of $ is transferred to save him  from darkness . Even worse he has probably run out of grog as well . While some unthinking Nardowell is reclining in comfort .