It's Official... I'm Old

[xcvator]

Well the goverment put some money in my bank account today not very much tho but better than nothing
So how does this affect me really ? Well I don't have to get a fishing licence anywhere  and I qualify as a dirty old man so any female over about 18 is fair game if she just doesn't run too fast  I will have to remember what to do after I catch her, that's all 
The boss came home today with some packets of those water proof pants the kids wear to bed, I said  "hang on Anthony's 5 years old he doesn't need them anymore" she replied "they're not for him they're for you" For me your joking,laughed so hard I nearly p1ssed my pants, giggling about it now, damn it gotta go take a pee.............

[Brett B]

good on ya 
Just enjoy mate

[bluejay]

it happens to us all old father time creeps up on you and before you know it you have lost controll of all your bodily functions,you dont know wether your coming or going or where you have left your keys and teeth .Well at least thas what dad tells me happens hopefully i got another 15 years before i need to have my food through a straw only because i cant find my teeth no other reason lol

Bluejay

[Black Diamond]

damn it gotta go take a pee.............

that's if you can find it ole mate just be careful on these cold night, it will grow inwards
Don't wanna start pissing out your ass now 
A couple of things to put on your list :

Carry an extra pair of jocks around for the "Shart" moments.
A Nut Bra because your balls are most likely hanging around your knees. You don't wanna sit on the Orchestras

On that note enjoy your retirement Keith and hope that Dicky Knee is goin alright, we will catch up for that beer one day. Your just up the road
BD

[Mallory Black]

Bah you're just a blade.
Age is all in the head.
Focus on a healthy diet is the main thing

[Foo]

Bah you're just a blade.
Age is all in the head.
Focus on a healthy diet is the main thing

And drink more beer! 

Foo