What have I learnt this week

[Tom]

Forget telling someone, you like their cooking,( or insert your option here ) so as not to hurt their feelings.
Beause then you get it Day after day after Day.
cheers.
Titch

[speewa158]

& some think my posts are of little sence / W T F are you on about 

[D4D]

[Willow Girl]

I have learnt.... that before helping hubby and  getting under a car on a trolley bed... tie you hip length hair in a bun not a pony tail. It kinds gets caught in the wheels, OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mace]

Think before you hit the "post" button!

And to expect the unexpected!

[evolution]

I have learnt not to let my son pull my hand into his mouth when he is teething........

[Bird]

that progress payments are a thing of the past.

[Black Diamond]

What I have learnt this week is "If it has Tits or wheels it will give you trouble"

Bd

[oldmate]

Gee your slow. My old man drummed that into me the second I started school I reckon lmao


Sent from an overpriced, overengineered, outdated gadget that can make phone calls, sometimes.

[Kit_e_kat9]

I have learnt this week that people will eventually surprise you ...

BF asked me to get some days off so we could spend 4 days camping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

BTW:  That is NOT complaining.  Just surprised I didn't have to convince him this time.     Gordon Country here we come!!

Kit_e

[bushbandit]

That there is a thing called FATE


Because wife finds secondhand Jimboomba CT on Gumtree
                                     that they couldnt sell because of there location
                                                   while i was negotiating a deal with Jimboomba and just about to pay

[Matto]

Forget telling someone, you like their cooking,( or insert your option here ) so as not to hurt their feelings.
Beause then you get it Day after day after Day.

This is a variation on my Boss' Coffee theory.

First day on the job, you offer to make your Boss a cup of coffee.
You make the worst damn cup of coffee you can manage. I don't care what you put in it - be creative.
Boss never asks you to make him coffee ever again. Bonus points if the Boss takes pity on your terribly coffee making skills, and starts making YOU a coffee.

As for what I have learnt this week:
The only people that actually go to a nude beach are exactly the people that you most certainly do NOT want to see naked.

Cheers!
Matto

[Hairs]

No matter how bad things look or you think your life sux, take five minutes to look around you, there are people in far deeper poo or are worse off than yourself.
Get outside every day, Miracles are waiting everywhere

[hainess]

I learnt this last week.(sorry).

This big,hairy,50 year old softy can get all choked up about his eldest child(daughter) finishing senior and going out into the big wide world.

Time for another beer.

Rod

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[Tassie devils]

I have learnt this week that everyone is entitled to their own opinion no matter how wrong they are.

[cancan]

This is a variation on my Boss' Coffee theory.

First day on the job, you offer to make your Boss a cup of coffee.
You make the worst damn cup of coffee you can manage. I don't care what you put in it - be creative.
Boss never asks you to make him coffee ever again. Bonus points if the Boss takes pity on your terribly coffee making skills, and starts making YOU a coffee.

As for what I have learnt this week:
The only people that actually go to a nude beach are exactly the people that you most certainly do NOT want to see naked.

Cheers!
Matto

Of course the boss theory goes out the door if you work in a coffee shop and yes all the wrong people go to nudist beaches......well so I have been told

[cancan]

Forgot to add my lesson of the week.
Pack the weeks clothes in a small bag when going to work so when Qantas want to lighten the load they can't take your bag of as its stuffed in the over head locker

[Brett B]

No matter how bad things look or you think your life sux, take five minutes to look around you, there are people in far deeper poo or are worse off than yourself.
Get outside every day, Miracles are waiting everywhere

X 2
I'm still not quite right yet but Miracles are happining
I'm still here to annoy the crap out of my family

[bushrat]

I learnt something this week, one must listen to what one wife actually said before repling with a paper bag would be cheaper.

[Tom]

I learnt something this week, one must listen to what one wife actually said before repling with a paper bag would be cheaper.

[xcvator]

Well, not this week, but about 24 months ago, after a heart attack, that every day spent looking down at the grass is a shyte load better than the alternative   

[HEM19X]

There are a lot of people in hospital [or the cemetary] that would love to have played golf as badly as you today.

[ruskie]

There are a lot of people in hospital [or the cemetary] that would love to have played golf as badly as you today.

Well said hem19x

[edz]

Being a lazy arse and not fitting a $5 latch to positively hold the upright freezer door closed, several months ago..........................................................................................Has now just cost a freezer full of defrosted meat and fish and an indoor water feature in the kitchen .....
AAAAAAAArrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  BUGGER it !!!!!!

[evolution]

Being a lazy arse and not fitting a $5 latch to positively hold the upright freezer door closed, several months ago..........................................................................................Has now just cost a freezer full of defrosted meat and fish and an indoor water feature in the kitchen .....
AAAAAAAArrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  BUGGER it !!!!!!

On the upside, you now have an indoor pool. That has to add value to your house! 

Cheers
Evo