How can Women be so cruel

[xcvator]

Pottering around in the shed today (yes there is room in it now) when swmbo waltzes in holding our public liability insurance renewal, and gaily announces "this section has to do with working with erections"and "you haven't worked with an erection for 3 years so we should claim a 50% reduction" She then walked out and

[dazzler]

You should have said;

"Well at least not with you...."

[Mace]

Believe me, Its a genetic thing.

Did she realise she was telling a joke?

[brickiematt]

Geez mate, thats a bit stiff....... or not 

[Mallory Black]

mate I wouldn't come to that at all

[Bird]

thats some headache she has...

[TroyE]

sounds like she's ready to stiff you

[Jeepers Creepers]

You should have had sex right there and then, you know, just gone for it, pulling out all the stops, even getting a bit kinky, the odd toy, lots of baby oil, you getting the picture.....

Look, you could've even got the wife involved too.

[speewa158]

l gots on oversupply of dezzz little blue tablets from my agent in Nigera ( merchant banker ) . might frighten the crap out of SWOMBO , it will give you a smile as everybody looks like Smurfs  . Send $$$$$

[krisandkev]

Speaking of, I think they could have worded the fifth thread a bit different...

[GeoffA]

Speaking of, I think they could have worded the fifth thread a bit different...

I though about commenting, but decided to leave it alone.........

[GeeTee]

Speaking of, I think they could have worded the fifth thread a bit different...

klamp-its, pulling and queries... plenty going on at MySwag today!

[GU_Thomo]

I though about commenting, but decided to leave it alone.........

I think you have described his problem perfectly.

Cheers
Parry

[brickiematt]

klamp-its, pulling and queries... plenty going on at MySwag today!

Not to mention shackles .......

[Jeepers Creepers]

So why did you mention them..... hmmmmm....

[brickiematt]

So why did you mention them..... hmmmmm....

Just doing a bit of reminiscing.......

[xcvator]

So, the general consensus seems to be that I just have to harden up in the erection business

[austastar]

Hi,
   'Erection Engineers' used to be next to 'Escort Agencies' in our local phone book some years ago.


cheers

[speewa158]

l am a clean living youth of temperant habits & no not of what you speak         

[xcvator]

l am a clean living youth of temperant habits & no not of what you speak         

I think I may have to bring my bobcat to Tolmie to move some bs   

[GeoffA]

I think I may have to bring my bobcat to Tolmie to move some bs   

You might as well use a tea-spoon.........

[flamingo]

Pottering around in the shed today (yes there is room in it now) when swmbo waltzes in holding our public liability insurance renewal, and gaily announces "this section has to do with working with erections"and "you haven't worked with an erection for 3 years so we should claim a 50% reduction" She then walked out and



Fair dinkum sometimes ya wonder why we talk to them hey! Bloody oxygen thieves.. 

[bert56]

It is the nature of the beast.


Bert