Black holes of Camping

[speewa158]

So lm told , Black Holes suck in matter . That must be where all the stuff that has been misplaced when camping , or just living . last weekend after settling a few  :cheers:the night before  . l spent almost 1/2 hour trying to find the pencil behind my ear . So what have you lost in camp , in transit or behind your ear     ( lt cant be just ME can it ) 

[FZJ]

That sounds like my safe place.When I pack up or get ready I always put things in a safe place.Its so safe I cant find it.

[GU_Thomo]

I spent half an hour last night trying to find my phone.
Eventually got someone to phone me and it was in my POCKET!!!!!.............Bloody old age

Cheers
Parry

[LJs GU]

I spent half an hour last night trying to find my phone.
Eventually got someone to phone me and it was in my POCKET!!!!!.............Bloody old age

Cheers
Parry

Been there done that... several times.
LJ

[Mace]

Please dont tell SHMBO about this thread.  I do not have  altzheimers!

Can never find Keys, wallet, specs, jocks, sox, etc.

Can never find the hammer when setting up camp.

Lost my denture once, SHMBO found it in the bottom of the big green bin.  No idea how it got there. 

If i could find all the tools i ever lost in the grass whilst at the farm i'd need to build a new shed to house them in.

Can allways find my way to the PC and the fridge tho.

[GU_Thomo]

Mace you sound just like me.
I have got 10 years on you and it just keeps going downhill.
Why is it that our wives always nag us over losing things?
What is worse is that the one bloody thing I can never lose is my wife.

Cheers
Parry

[Kit_e_kat9]

It's a blue Rain Bird rain coat.  Purchased in Stanthorpe in 2005 and it's been very reliable and faithful till that wet camp ... 

Okay, so I know I was wearing it 3 or 4 camps ago, but since then ... Thin Air ...    I recall wearing it to put down the camper, hopped in the car without it on and then Ta Da ... like magic ... never seen again.     I know I haven't eaten it ... hung it up anywhere ... the house has been turned upside down so it ain't here ... maybe it's wedged under something in the car ... BF says no not in there anywhere ...    It's definitely not where it lives that's for sure.

Considering that this weekend also states "showers" (regular occurence of late) ... I'm at my wits end trying to find the blardy thing ... umbrellas' just aren't the same 

Kit_e

[Mace]

BF says no not in there anywhere ...   

Thats very trusting of you.

i get asked "did you have a blokes look, or a female look".

Its amazing how much I find the second time 

I have got 10 years on you and it just keeps going downhill.

Great!   

[Kangaron]

Some Pr##k must follow me around.
Every morning I get up and the beer has disappeared from the Evakool.
It is like Groundhog day, fill iy up and the next morning, gone again.   

[brickiematt]

I lost my mind once.......I think.......

[baldheadedgit]

I lost my mind once.......I think.......

Only Once.? lucky you...!

BHG

[D4D]

Why is is when you have lost something it is always the last place you look where you find it?

[brickiematt]

Only Once.? lucky you...!

BHG

Unfortunately the good wife found it cowering in a dusty corner behind the pantry, cleaned it up and gave it back to me.......still can't forgive her for that

[D4D]

Unfortunately the good wife found it cowering in a dusty corner behind the pantry, cleaned it up and gave it back to me.......still can't forgive her for that

I don't think that was your mind she was giving back

[Tjupurula]

I have the one that I reckon so many people have.  I look everywhere for my glasses, search the car, search the house, and these days the wife simply says "Check on top of your head", and 99% of the time they are on top of my head.  Worst thing is, last time I checked my head first, nothing there, so starting searching.  They were in my pocket.  Have now invested in a band for the damned things.
Tjupurula

[fuji]

Remember the key tag that you could buy and all you had to do is whistle and the key tag would make a noise. Well have a look on ebay and you can buy the latest in finding wallets and keys etc.

[johnyd]

Fish hook, hooked it through my pocket while I was fixing up the float, etc, forgot where the hook was, checked pockets, searched the ground between the tackle box and the rod, sat down... 

As well as the usual; pens behind ear, glasses on top of head (haven't gotten to the "while wearing" point yet), phone/keys in pocket/backpack.   

[jim-m-72]

Tried to lose my wife but she found me before I could get away

[Snow]

I have a problem finding tent poles from time to time. 

I'm a lot better now days. 

[no4x4]

im always lossing my sunglasses when they are still on my head 

[singo-26]

Every time I misplace something at home swmbo will ask "where did you leave it/them", perhaps the dumbest question of all time, if I knew where it was I wouldn't waste time looking for it.

[singo-26]

im always lossing my sunglasses when they are still on my head 

You generally find them when you put a second pair up there.   

[GU_Thomo]

I am feeling much better after reading this....

Cheers
Parry

[kiwipete]

I lost my car keys for about 3 months - Lost the buggers on the South Coast and they turned up at Fraser Island FFS.... In that stupid stubby holder in my fold up chair arrruuuggghhhh     Got them back though 

[Jeepers Creepers]

Every time I misplace something at home swmbo will ask "where did you leave it/them", perhaps the dumbest question of all time, if I knew where it was I wouldn't waste time looking for it.

Oh crap, don't ya just hate that.

When i lose sumfin, i get cranky, because i think losing things is God's way of telling me i'm an idiot, then the ol girl asks....

See above.