Whadayado when

[xcvator]

Whadayado when your best mate has a cara..cara...carav..., hell you know, one of them big boxes on wheels that oldies get,and he can't get where I want to go? 

Whadayado when his swmbo wants a new cara (theres that word again) with a slide out the side 

Whadayado to convince them they've got the wrong thing?   

so  Whadayado to save him from himself    ( I won't tell him)

[Hairs]

Looks like you've lost a mate 

[Bird]

Leave him at home, go on holidays, and show him the photos of what he missed.

[singo-26]

Whadayado when his swmbo wants a new cara (theres that word again) with a slide out the side 

You could ask them what they will do when the slide out wont slide in, yes I've seen it happen a couple of times.   

[Just some guy]

If you can't beat them - join them!

[gurules]

still be his mate just call him grandpa,

[BigJules]

If you can't beat them - join them!

Keep in touch and tell him about the fun you have on Myswag trips.

[HEM19X]

Explain to her that the Carr.. [can't even type it, let alone say it] won't go where you want to take it ...the OTL etc.