Home alone for 6 days - what to do?

[Mace]

Fellow swaggers,

A bit of guidance and feedback required here!

SHMBO has jetted of to Adelaide until next Saturday to visit our eldest daughter.  Now, Im sitting here just thinking about what I might accomplish in her absentia.  Ive got a few ideas, like:

Spend more time on myswag!
Spend more time on myswag without being interupted!
Spend more time on myswag and order in evening meals!
Do something meaningful = clean the toilet, put down the lid.

Bear in mind, I cant multi task, Im a male!

Perhaps you can assist with a bit of feedback.  If you have ever been in this situation, or, contemplated it, what would you do, or what have you done without her knowledge whilst SHMBO has been away for a few days?

Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers, Mace.

[D4D]

Revel in the peace and quiet and lack of whinging

[cancan]

5 day party with 1 day to clean up or 6 day party allowing 1 hour to pack bags or to play it safe 6 days on myswag with dinner delivered....

[GU Rich]

Go Camping

[speewa158]

5 day party with 1 day to clean up or 6 day party allowing 1 hour to pack bags or to play it safe 6 days on myswag with dinner delivered....

If its going to be a party  better take 2 days to clean up  lm available  on short notice 

[Swannie]

Have a myswag get together at your place.. How many campers can you fit??
Greg

[Cam and Deb]

Go Camping

X2




Cam

[singo-26]

Mace

Rule number 1: If all females leave the house for a period of 24hrs or more the toilet seat may stay raised.

Party at Mace's
 

[Jon]

I cant get over the fact that you have been umming and ahhing on this for 36 wasted hours!

Myswag and meat every night, washed down with Red wine and/or Jack Daniels, all with disposable crockery
Maybe a stick of celery on Friday...

[Mace]

5 day party with 1 day to clean up or 6 day party allowing 1 hour to pack bags or to play it safe 6 days on myswag with dinner delivered....

Unfortunalty, local  have this address.  We've had 2 18th birthday parties and  one 21st here for the 2 daughters during the last 3 years!  You kno the story, invite 60, have 160plus  in the back yard at midnight - call    to evacuate the event!.  So, party mite be a non goer (however, Can Can, if you can make it friday nite and assist with cleanup we mite be on!).

So, happy for more guidance, particularly, what have you done when SHMBO was away.

Female opinions as 2 what would be a suitable outcome most appreciated!

[D4D]

Unfortunalty, local  have this address.  We've had 2 18th birthday parties and  one 21st here for the 2 daughters during the last 3 years!  You kno the story, invite 60, have 160plus  in the back yard at midnight - call    to evacuate the event!.

Are you my neighbour...

[Black Diamond]

Are you my neighbour...

  Sounds like you need to Sharpen the chainsaw at daybreak again D4 

[Black Diamond]

Fellow swaggers,

A bit of guidance and feedback required here!

SHMBO has jetted of to Adelaide until next Saturday to visit our eldest daughter.  Now, Im sitting here just thinking about what I might accomplish in her absentia.  Ive got a few ideas, like:

Spend more time on myswag!
Spend more time on myswag without being interupted!
Spend more time on myswag and order in evening meals!
Do something meaningful = clean the toilet, put down the lid.

Bear in mind, I cant multi task, Im a male!

Perhaps you can assist with a bit of feedback.  If you have ever been in this situation, or, contemplated it, what would you do, or what have you done without her knowledge whilst SHMBO has been away for a few days?

Your feedback would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers, Mace.

I thought you might invite Burt around for a few beers Al   

[Mace]

Burt (Bruce) and I catch up far 2 infrequently, he is one of those guys who I catch up with (like swaggers I know now) who no matter what yur differences, once yur together all that counts is mateship!

[Black Diamond]

Burt (Bruce) and I catch up far 2 infrequently, he is one of those guys who I catch up with (like swaggers I know now) who no matter what yur differences, once yur together all that counts is mateship!

Well said mate, tell him his masked friend said Gday   
P.S Youre a lucky man, 6 days off you beauty  Just make sure the house is clean upon return 

[Mace]

Well said mate, tell him his masked friend said Gday   

Rocket says hello!!

Please note, these images are freely available from the net!

[D4D]

[Mace]

[Tjupurula]

6 days alone, isn't that when you give the bbq good test, and invite your friends to justify the gas use, and they bring some beverages as well.....just a thought.

[Kit_e_kat9]

Well, since you are no longer required to put the seat down, and you don't have to piss off to the shed for some P&Q ... watch a movie and have a few beers ... scratch your privates when you require it ... don't shave ... don't mow ... don't put out the garbage ... don't log out of MySwag for at least 3 days ... get 1/4 of a cow and attempt to eat it all ... BBQ'd ... I know for a fact that all blokes know how to peel potatoes and create chips ... buy takeaway curry and fart like you always wanted to ... often ... drop wet towels everywhere ... along with your clothes ...

Clean up, shave, pick up, clean the BBQ, dump the empty stubbies, flush and put the seat down .... Hi Honey ... You're Home!

Kit_e

[Mace]

Kit-e-cat, that sounds like a:



to me!

[McGirr]

Well, since you are no longer required to put the seat down, and you don't have to piss off to the shed for some P&Q ... watch a movie and have a few beers ... scratch your privates when you require it ... don't shave ... don't mow ... don't put out the garbage ... don't log out of MySwag for at least 3 days ... get 1/4 of a cow and attempt to eat it all ... BBQ'd ... I know for a fact that all blokes know how to peel potatoes and create chips ... buy takeaway curry and fart like you always wanted to ... often ... drop wet towels everywhere ... along with your clothes ...

Clean up, shave, pick up, clean the BBQ, dump the empty stubbies, flush and put the seat down .... Hi Honey ... You're Home!

Kit_e

The joys of being single. All I hear is "Hi he is home" from the beer fridge

Mark

[Duchess]

I'm laughing hard that it took a woman to tell you what to do with your 6 free days! 

[Mace]

I'm laughing hard that it took a woman to tell you what to do with your 6 free days! 

I did say, I dont multi task!!



Its nearly time to go:



now tho, Ive got thru the first night so far and have plenty of ideas.

Thanx All.

[cancan]

Don't forget you can also spend the next 6 days wearing just your undies....although I highly recommend putting paints on if you go out to get critical supplies from the bottle shop.
Oh i don't know if I can make it on Friday to help clean. ..I don't think I can get the gurney on the plane