Warning to all those on Facebook

baldheadedgit · January 17, 2011, 03:56:59 PM

WARNING! Facebook now scans your brain through your monitor. TO BLOCK, go to your kitchen cabinet and remove the box of aluminium foil. Wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril. This is a serious problem & has been confirmed

speewa158 · January 17, 2011, 04:01:20 PM

Yearrrr righto done that no w I
canT S EE tHe sc eem
too tyPe pro perrly

not that you notice

baldheadedgit · January 17, 2011, 04:06:16 PM

I love you Speewa...

Snow · January 17, 2011, 04:10:45 PM

Quote from: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
Yearrrr righto done that no w I
canT S EE tHe sc eem
too tyPe pro perrly

not that you notice

Yep, definate improvement straight up. Good to see your advice is helping some here.

MarkGU · January 17, 2011, 04:16:11 PM

FACE BOOK IS BAD FOR YOU

McGirr · January 17, 2011, 04:16:24 PM

This must be old people stuff.

Gee looking forward to getting older.

SteveandViv · January 17, 2011, 05:21:29 PM

You can pretend to be old any time you want. Just start dribbling and wet your pants - See, All done

speewa158 · January 17, 2011, 05:56:36 PM

Never pass a dunny or trust a fart

Kit_e_kat9 · January 17, 2011, 06:36:36 PM

Gee that Aloom-in-umm foil is good. Got a use in every application the world wide!

Cooking spuds ... stopping moisture escaping from ya las-ug-neee ... blocking alien and facebook brain scans ... covering a drumstick (they is iceblocks) ... making chips noisy enough for dogs and children hear you open them a mile away ...

Bloody Good Stuff!

Kit_e

JCOJ · January 17, 2011, 06:40:47 PM

My wife says I'm addicted to this forum - better this than Facebook in my opinion.

At least here I can say I have real friends - even though I haven't met them in person yet, as opposed to people that I haven't spoken to in 20 yrs and wouldn't even if I saw them on the street.

speewa158 · January 17, 2011, 06:43:52 PM

Kit e kat can you type slower as I dont read that fast

Brain drain , no tin foil

UIZ733 · January 17, 2011, 06:54:20 PM

"Never pass a dunny or trust a fart

"...............you missed one other important one....Never waste an erection!

baldheadedgit · January 17, 2011, 06:56:18 PM

what have i started. !!!

Snow · January 17, 2011, 06:59:43 PM

Quote from: UIZ733 on January 17, 2011, 06:54:20 PM
you missed one other important one....Never waste an erection!

Handy for making sure one doesn't pee on ones shoes.

baldheadedgit · January 17, 2011, 07:06:09 PM

i thought thats what the litle blue pills were for

singo-26 · January 17, 2011, 07:17:13 PM

I'm surprised no one has said this.
Baldheadedgit

speewa158 · January 17, 2011, 07:23:56 PM

It used to be that ONLY I picked on you , now look what youve started

MarkGU · January 17, 2011, 07:27:29 PM

Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
i thought thats what the litle blue pills were for

no they are to stop you rolling out of bed Steve

baldheadedgit · January 17, 2011, 07:28:15 PM

well guess what singo.......i aint going there.

singo-26 · January 17, 2011, 07:37:57 PM

Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 07:28:15 PM
well guess what singo.......i aint going there.

Ahhhhhh come on.

speewa158 · January 17, 2011, 07:55:03 PM

The bloke in the cubical next door wishes you didnt take the pills ( Its raining )

MarkGU · January 17, 2011, 08:14:32 PM

Quote from: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
The bloke in the cubical next door wishes you didnt take the pills ( Its raining )

Heiny · January 17, 2011, 08:24:11 PM

Facebook wishes it was

like My Swag.Org.

I used to go on Facebook but I havn't been back there since I became a swagger

Chippy76 · January 17, 2011, 08:40:00 PM

Hey I checked it on Snopes.com, and there is no mention of this ....so it must be true! ...lol

Cheers Chippy

Hairs · January 17, 2011, 08:52:55 PM

Quote from: Chippy76 on January 17, 2011, 08:40:00 PM
Hey I checked it on Snopes.com, and there is no mention of this ....so it must be true!

Serious!
Cool, I'll sleep better knowing that.
Cheers, nite all.

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