You know you're over the hill when?

[prodigyrf]

You go looking for hot vulcanising patches to mend a puncture-
http://aulro.com/afvb/general-chat/77838-what-happened-vulcanising-patches.html

[ronmac]

When you have to get the missus to cut your toe nails. cheers Ron.

[MattNQ]

You read a story about the Aria awards and the only band name you have heard of is the one being inducted into the hall of fame.

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[scrapsD40]

Your forum name is oldmate

[corndog]

I can't remember what I was doing here.

[tracker]

Your forum name is oldmate

  LMAOOOO
                 Gezzzz ...u blokes flog one another....lol.....

[Rumpig]

You spend the day laying stick flooring in your new office, and now you're sitting on the lounge in pain with your knees and back absolutely  killing you    floor looks good though 

[tracker]

When ya wife say's .....lets race up stairs and have sex.......and you say back........you better pick one ...we can't do both ......

[oldmate]

You invite your mate over to lay stick  in your new office, and now you're sitting on the lounge in pain with your knees and back absolutely  killing you    floor looks good though 

Fixed it for ya mate.


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[Rumpig]

Fixed it for ya mate.


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the way my knees feel at the moment, I'd happily pay someone else to do it next time...lol

[GeoffA]

the way my knees feel at the moment, I'd happily pay someone else to do it next time...lol

...a man's got to know his limitations....

I'm getting a new clutch and alloy flywheel fitted to the Patrol next week.
Even with the hoist in the shed, it's not a job I feel like doing these days.
I'd have been all over it 10 years ago, but for $800, someone else can do it....

[MDS69]

You get a cast on your arm for a fractured wrist playing again 20 yo in oz tag . You can get coloured casts these days

[gronk]

...a man's got to know his limitations....

I'm getting a new clutch and alloy flywheel fitted to the Patrol next week.
Even with the hoist in the shed, it's not a job I feel like doing these days.
I'd have been all over it 10 years ago, but for $800, someone else can do it....

I know where you're coming from....I hate paying for a job, but lying under cars or 4wd's is not enjoyable anymore.....oil changes....brake fluid changes....diff oil etc...but anything else, I'll bite the bullet !!

[Champin]

When realise your broad mind and narrow waist have changed places.

[gnomeo]

When realise your broad mind and narrow waist have changed places.

I'm going to borrow that

[McGirr]

You can't remember where you put your beer 

Happening quite a lot these days 

Mark

[SEADOO]

I know where you're coming from....I hate paying for a job, but lying under cars or 4wd's is not enjoyable anymore.....oil changes....brake fluid changes....diff oil etc...but anything else, I'll bite the bullet !!

I'm the same with washing cars these days.

A couple of Paki dudes opened a car wash at the local shopping mall.

$45 for a wash, chamis, detail and a interior clean, fk doing it by myself. I can drop it off, hit the coffee shop, check out the hot birds in yoga pants standing on the wobbling deck thing that's all the rage these days  they try to sell to fat chicks and pick it up an hour later.

[oldmate]

the way my knees feel at the moment, I'd happily pay someone else to do it next time...lol

hearing ya mate

[oldmate]

I'm the same with washing cars these days.

A couple of Paki dudes opened a car wash at the local shopping mall.

$45 for a wash, chamis, detail and a interior clean, fk doing it by myself. I can drop it off, hit the coffee shop, check out the hot birds in yoga pants standing on the wobbling deck thing that's all the rage these days  they try to sell to fat chicks and pick it up an hour later.

hahhahahah  love it. You must live near hope island. lol

[SEADOO]

Toowoomba mate.

[Bird]

A couple of Paki dudes opened a car wash at the local shopping mall.

yep the 7/11 people have opened 2 carwashes within 2klms of each other - both walkin distance from work!

[noel_w]

When your back goes out more than you do. Getting old sucks.

[Moggy]

I'm the same with washing cars these days.

A couple of Paki dudes opened a car wash at the local shopping mall.

$45 for a wash, chamis, detail and a interior clean, fk doing it by myself. I can drop it off, hit the coffee shop, check out the hot birds in yoga pants standing on the wobbling deck thing that's all the rage these days  they try to sell to fat chicks and pick it up an hour later.

I wouldn't go parking it near any govt buildings after the job though.

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[Rumpig]

hearing ya mate

did I mention I didn't use a drop saw that cut the flooring either?...just used the trusty solid square and 7 1/4 power saw method 

[edz]

^^ You do realize that the big green shed has rolls of vinyl flooring with that stick flooring picture on it, Spill a bucket of glue on floor roll it out, 1 can of Bundy .....
Spread  the sheet and  glue it down, hack the edges off with a stanley knife .. Done by the end of the 2nd can of Bundy ... Then sit back and  enjoy the other 4 cans while the glue dries .. Would only take an hour tops