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StrvnMrvn

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
Cheers

Strvy

MDS69


It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points

edz

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
" IMPROVISE  ADAPT   OVERCOME   and  PERSEVERE  "

duggie

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans
" Old Nissans Just Keep On Truckin On "

glenm64


It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden




There's a big difference between kneeling down
......... and bending over.

BaseCamp

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)



You get out and in to the world -- you take more @#&$. ...You climb a little higher, ..you take less @#&$.  ...Till one day -- you're up in the rarefied atmosphere -- and you've forgotten what @#&$ even looks like....  Welcome to the layer cake son.

Hairs

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

Jeepers Creepers



It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.




I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

duggie

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,

" Old Nissans Just Keep On Truckin On "

BaseCamp

t was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
You get out and in to the world -- you take more @#&$. ...You climb a little higher, ..you take less @#&$.  ...Till one day -- you're up in the rarefied atmosphere -- and you've forgotten what @#&$ even looks like....  Welcome to the layer cake son.

Hairs

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

BaseCamp

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever
You get out and in to the world -- you take more @#&$. ...You climb a little higher, ..you take less @#&$.  ...Till one day -- you're up in the rarefied atmosphere -- and you've forgotten what @#&$ even looks like....  Welcome to the layer cake son.

oldmate


It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
Our Blog. A work in progress
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Steffo1

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
'93 4.2 TD 'Cruiser 'tilly
'08 TD V6 Disco 3
'10 16' Evernew Pop Top

"sit bonum tempora volvunt"

BaseCamp

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
You get out and in to the world -- you take more @#&$. ...You climb a little higher, ..you take less @#&$.  ...Till one day -- you're up in the rarefied atmosphere -- and you've forgotten what @#&$ even looks like....  Welcome to the layer cake son.

edz

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
" IMPROVISE  ADAPT   OVERCOME   and  PERSEVERE  "

Hairs

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

staghornflat

The fridge has run dry!!!
2017 200 Cruiser
2010 KK limited edition

Steffo1

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat
'93 4.2 TD 'Cruiser 'tilly
'08 TD V6 Disco 3
'10 16' Evernew Pop Top

"sit bonum tempora volvunt"

tracker

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat
Toyota Prado....- ( Fantasy F3SL Hybrid  Van)

Hairs

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

tracker

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat ???
Toyota Prado....- ( Fantasy F3SL Hybrid  Van)

Jeepers Creepers

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

tracker

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
Toyota Prado....- ( Fantasy F3SL Hybrid  Van)

Green rv

It was a star filled night around a big camp fire and a chair went missing,
I decided to look for the chair.
But the light from the fire was not real bright.
Much like the people I was camping with.
However, as they make me look intelligent,
I bedazzled them with my bulls*#tGod I was a bright star
Then the heavens opened up,
And sent campers scurrying for cover
for the rain was so heavy

And we all went home, The End.

Wake up Jeepers, wake up!!!!      you're having one of those dreams again.
And Jeepers did wake up, only to find Mrs Jeepers was
still at the Casino
Winning bulk cash
And table dancing with,
two wealthy men, Briggs & Stratton.
Who were  really Bird & ScarpsD40
Another MySwag meet was in full swing with these two
Fine, intelligent, upstanding model citizens
On the rare occasions that they can stand
Unfortunately Same could not be said for Speewa
Who was as always
dressed in his flip flops, stubbies and singlet
which were all courtesy of VB from his frequent drinker points
Surrounded by a mountain of glass
And empty green cans

Then all of a sudden
the warm glowing but acrid smell of a yellow stream reigns down      ... (reign vs rain is intentional here - but okay for rain too)
Oh No, another
Golden shower, I hope it doesn't hail.
People were ducking and diving for cover,
but a few of our myswagers perverts were seen smiling, like no other!
Only they knew the warmth of
hot candles and wax; and the sting of the beever,
And then from the rain, appears, Oldmate, the holy grail of awesomeness,
with the ultimate
Wanger ata in hand...
Sauce n onions dripping from a gobb full o' grub and a mit full of tinnies bundy n coke
And Oldmate announces
the fridge has run dry
but not my throat for there's another esky full in the boat.

Boat, did someone say boat?
Charter boat ?? What charter boat.

But it turned out, Oldmate just had a tug.
It's name was Toot !!!!
as they embarked on their journey down to Toot they passed the flip flops of speewa parked besides a tree but upside down   
Hilux 2002 LN167 + Stockman POD