What pick-up line worked for you?

[dales133]

Who can argue with captain kirk

[oldmate]

Who can argue with captain kirk

Janeway

[scarpsD40]

Janeway

yes please

[dales133]

Lol. If she wasn't so grumpy I'd chuck a sausage right down her market street...and I'm not even a trekker .. I just sleep worse than Hitler at a he brew vengeance camp

[oldmate]

yes please

You would be more a 7of9 I would of thought

[scarpsD40]

You would be more a 7of9 I would of thought

yep

[oldmate]

yep, was just googling pic great minds

I don't need to google pics.  My wife loves the show, in fact I can hear it now.  Something wrong mr warf

Lol

[scarpsD40]

I don't need to google pics.  My wife loves the show, in fact I can hear it now.  Something wrong mr warf

Lol

oh dear, I just hope our two swmbo's never meet. 

Mine's for ever saying, Beam me up Gary

[oldmate]

oh dear, I just hope our two swmbo's never meet. 

Mine's for ever saying, Beam me up Gary

Lmao..  I get "make it so"

[dales133]

Lol. Wrong show I know but my Mrs leens towards the "I find your lack of faith deeply desterbing"

[scarpsD40]

Lol. Wrong show I know but my Mrs leens towards the "I find your lack of faith deeply desterbing"

too scared to ask on this forum why your Mrs says that to you............

[dales133]

Because ì throw the whole Rheem at her luke

[robbo1172]

I tried "Wanna play zoo?"

Without success...

[lino6]

The Bloodhound gang had a song that had a good pick up lines.

Have a look at "the bad touch"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

[paulo]

I jokingly asked a lovely young lass as we were leaving the pub one night "You seem like a nice girl, don't make me stalk you".

Not sure if it worked, it might of, she laughed and seemed impressed, but it cracked my mates and I up that much, we just kept on rolling.

[Green rv]

I jokingly asked a lovely young lass as we were leaving the pub one night "You seem like a nice girl, don't make me stalk you".

Not sure if it worked, it might of, she laughed and seemed impressed, but it cracked my mates and I up that much, we just kept on rolling.

your mates were probably laughing so hard cause you had the beer goggles on

 
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[Trailer Bloke]

Do you need a ride bend over I will drive you home.

[fishfinder]

Mate and myself walked into a coffee shop 3/4s tanked from spending a few hours in a night club, spotted 2 attractive girls sitting a table on their own. I walked up to the blonde and asked if she was single she said yes I said your not now lets go home. Five years later she dumped me. Mate walked out the coffee shop alone that night.

[xcvator]

I've never actually used or needed 1, it just seemed to "happen" must have been my natural appeal 
Now I tell them I'm practising to be a dirty old man, silly women, they just laugh coz they think I'm joking

[loanrangie]

I was working in Adelaide when i met my wife , the only line i needed was " i'm not from Adelaide "

[loanrangie]

I'm Scottish by birth.  Have you got any Scots in you. No, want some?
Never used it but doubt it would've worked:)

Just as well you didnt mention square sausages .

[gordo350]

Or black pudding

[loanrangie]

Unless your Jamaican.

[oldmate]

I was working in Adelaide when i met my wife , the only line i needed was " i'm not from Adelaide "

Pmsl. 

[speewa158]

After reading this CRAP it amazes me any of you desperate are even close to alive , without the aid od medical equipment . Let alone have partners