What to get swmbo for Xmas

[scarpsD40]

So it's that time of year again when us guys always struggle to hit the spot with that well thought, researched, valued gift for the better half.
Well seriously, what do you get for a lady when she clearly already has the perfect gift that is witty, charming, romantic, and thoughtful.

Ideas please?

[GeoffA]

What about a day/weekend for 2 at one of those spa/massage joints?

She could take one of her girlfriends.....

[Trailer Bloke]

Give her a voucher for a hour of Scarps loving.

[GeoffA]

Give her a voucher for a hour of Scarps loving.

.....but what would she do with the other 55 minutes?.....

[Black Diamond]

I'm gunna buy her a new winch   

[GeoffA]

I'm gunna buy her a new winch   

Just what she needs....

[edz]

Here ya go Merry christmas send darling wifey up on the aerobatic flight, dont forget the video option so ya can relive the screams of enjoyment and narrative of thanks over and over .http://www.jetfighter.com.au/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXna2jyamd4

[D4D]

Get her a shake weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x539xV6HOso

[peter01]

Not sure for her birthday I got her a $100 voucher and "supercheap"

[scarpsD40]

Found this. Might be ok.

[bentnose]

buy her a new vacuum or ironing board to make life easier

[MarkVS]

I bought Kerry a new Hema 7 for her birthday last week, and considering a new camper for her christmas present.


She'll probably get me some clothes or something...

I think she is lucky to have a considerate husband like me to get her the best presents....


MarkVS

[scarpsD40]

Discovered today that a new camera for her might be the go.
Or so it was intimidated.

[clarky]

Hoping to get her a new ( to us ) adventure off-road camper.  Can't think of anything more romantic than being able to spend more time away together :-D

I'm pretty sure that it's what she wants more than anything  else.....

[McTavish]

I bought Mrs McT a Waeco Fridge stand for Christmas last year 

Then we just 'laughed'and 'laughed' ??     NOT !!!

Still haven't lived it down - I've been reminded of this continually all year.   So I'm also looking for good ideas from the guys who have learnt a thing or two...

[Jeepers Creepers]

I bought Kerry a new Hema 7 for her birthday last week, and considering a new camper for her christmas present.


She'll probably get me some clothes or something...

I think she is lucky to have a considerate husband like me to get her the best presents....


MarkVS

Ya better than me, we buy each other nothing for Xmas or birthdays or Valentine's.

Having said that, i was thinking of getting Astrid a 3 hour surfing lesson, but with the balance of a boiled egg, it may be a waste of money.

[speewa158]

I'm gunna buy her a new winch   

lf she gets a winch she a Keeper  Good Looking  & a 12000KG winch   

[Jeepers Creepers]

Or, did spell check stuff up and you're really getting a 120 kilo wench.

[speewa158]

Not getting into that   she knows where l live 

[Rumpig]

Get her a shake weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x539xV6HOso

I suppose it's better then a Weight Shake http://www.pharmaonline.com.au/biggest-loser-double-choc-pack.html?gclid=CI-Em9vyoMICFU9vvAod5moAdg 

[Davepatrol]

I think I'll get my misses a large box of Panadol to help with the headaches she seems to get at bed time .  If women are so good at multi tasking how come the cant have a headache and sex at the same time  

[terravista]

If you are serious about "hitting the spot", how about something in the plastic/metal line, battery operated and an option with a vibrating factor.

That's right, a new smart phone with silent mode, and she can video you getting out of bog holes, get the latest apps and leave you free for so she can get some "me time".

[Bird]

2 x 6inch stacks for the ute with 1 not connected, and a 1.2inch exhaust going into one of them. go with 2x 10ft UHF antenna on the bullbar with spring bases so they smack the roof at 80 kph...

makes you more the man apparently

YMWV

[lino6]

One year I got SWMBO an electric fence unit. Last year I made her some stuff for her horse gear. This year I was thinking a lift kit for her DMax but doubt that'll go down well!

[Bird]

One year I got SWMBO an electric fence unit. Last year I made her some stuff for her horse gear. This year I was thinking a lift kit for her DMax but doubt that'll go down well!

how about a dustpan with her name engraved on it.. then next year you can get her the brush??

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