Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair

[speewa158]

Ok I'm starting to feel a little responsible for said 'lost chair' so I whipped this one up.




That would have to be the worst whipping post l eave ever seen , Did you get the plan from the book " 1000 things to do with gaffer tape for fun & profit "   Bring back the lash l say 

[scarps]

Calling all swaggrs, Speewa needs a chair. Preferably one that won't buck him off.
BHG's chair has been purloined by a dubious character enroute Western Sydney to Nagambie.

Need everyone to check in the deep dark recesses of your CT, Shed, 4WD, attic, roof storage and dungeon (yes we know about them).  Dust them off (or hose if necessary), grab a pic and upload your offer into this thread.

As the courier who lost said chair, I'm happy to put up a prize (surprize:-)) for the offering deemed by Speewa to be the most suitable (or not)

[scarps]

So

Camping chair.

No offering considered too inconsequential:-)

[Rumpig]

Calling all swaggrs, Speewa needs a chair. Preferably one that won't buck him off.

this should work for him i reckon, easily transported in the camper and guaranteed he won't fall off once strapped in...lol... http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6

[scarps]

this should work for him i reckon, easily transported in the camper and guaranteed he won't fall off once strapped in...lol... http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6

agree, that one's got merit.  Just need to make sure you're not wearing spurs and puncture it:-)

[speewa158]

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality 
l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before 

[scarps]

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality 
l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before 

[scarps]

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality 
l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before 

[Watty2975]

Looks like the biography of this sad tale has already been written!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Broken-Hearts-and-Empty-Chairs-9780981975573-Paperback-BRAND-NEW-FREE-P-H-/400608180323?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item5d461bb863&_uhb=1

[Hairs]

Looks like the biography of this sad tale has already been written!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Broken-Hearts-and-Empty-Chairs-9780981975573-Paperback-BRAND-NEW-FREE-P-H-/400608180323?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item5d461bb863&_uhb=1

There is only three copies left, be quick Swaggers or you will miss out!! 

[scarps]

There is only three copies left, be quick Swaggers or you will miss out!! 

fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)

[Hairs]

fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)

"One Woman's Journey"
And you get free postage & handle.
These last few should fly out the door.

[brickiematt]

fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)

.......or a campfire starter

[scarps]

.......or a campfire starter

or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........

[baldheadedgit]

or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........

What.? ? ? ?

[Robbo]

or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........

Paper of any kind will never be superceeded

[Bird]

Some Chairs have been left in the smoke of a camp fire , Left out in the rain , or worst of all  used as a cat /dog bed .

is this it?

[scarps]

Can't see Jamie asking that dog to move:-)

[baldheadedgit]

He would,,!

[KingBilly]

Well I guess it's not called the silly season for no reason    1400 plus posts about a stupid chair.  Give me patience 

KB

[scarps]

Jamie actually bet me it wouldn't get to 200 posts:-)

[KingBilly]

Where's GG when you need him?  He could stop this right now 

KB

[baldheadedgit]

What chair you talking about Kingbilly      

[berlitza]

Is this it? Guys that were holding this one hostage seemed quite keen to find it's owner!

I think I found its owners

[speewa158]

l can see this descending into silliness even l don't understand .
Chair  its not so hard to comprehend is it
Collapsible
Handy
Available
lntermediate
Recliner
The thing where you plant your body as a way point on the way to Mother Earth