Weirdest Sign You've Ever Seen !

[SteveandViv]

Golf  Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4.  AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5.  STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7.  IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.



NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

I just had to mention this. I lived on the 17 Fairway when working for AMEX at the Tradition. Funny you should know that place and sign

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[Robertsons]

What can I say

[Crockett]

110,,,,tell him he's dreaming

[Tjupurula]

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I have to print one of these for the littlest room in my house, maybe that will stop the grandkids from tormenting me and giggling at me..
Tjupurula

Er...it was the No laughing at Farts sign I tried to "quote"...whoops

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[Squalo]

Some good advice.




And this one I took on the Putty Road a few years ago:

[UTE 701]

There's always a smartarse around .....

[Tjupurula]

Yes, you are correct.  Why would someone put an "Emergency Door Release" sign above such a lovely picture....

[Hairs]

[Bird]

Why are ch10 going down the gurgler?

[GGV8Cruza]

 

[Black Diamond]

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[Kit_e_kat9]

Got a couple for ya!  I love the last one.

Kit_e

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[theflyingbadger]

I tried to drive down that road, but fell asleep!

[Roo]

handy info.

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