Santa Flight Plan

[speewa158]

Do any Swaggers know of Santas Flight plan this year . ls the Jolly Fat Man going to fly East /West as he did last year of back the other way depending on weather l suppose .Any body got a clue 

[Nay-DMAX]

His decided to take this year off he found this super comfy camp chair at the airport and he is sitting out the river in it now drinking some 

Hope that isn't really the case

[baldheadedgit]

I really don't chair if he goes Nse or bloody west...

[KingBilly]

Do any Swaggers know of Santas Flight plan this year . ls the Jolly Fat Man going to fly East /West as he did last year of back the other way depending on weather l suppose .Any body got a clue 

You finish work early?

KB

[Sir Kev + Darkie]

BREAKING NEWS QLD Christmas may be delayed for hundreds of Thousands of Queenslanders, and disrupting the delivery of presents world wide, more particularly in Australia following Santas troublesome practice Run last night through Queenland.

Queensland Government spotted a group of flying reindeers, wearing ' colours ', and immediately deployed all flying government public saftey personell to aprehend the ' Gang ' The reindeers were taken into custody, and will not be able to help Santa, who himself was arrested, for been an accomplice, but released on bail.

The bad news didnt stop there for Santa, as his Multi Million Dollar, Sleigh13, with 3 levels and GPS navigation, and all the bells and whistles you could ever imagine, was also impounded under the Queensland Governments Anti Hoon Laws, and will be impounded for 3 days.

Santa clearly devastated by the Queensland Governments tough new laws, said he is very distraught, but will try to use his ' Rusty Holden Ute ' to continue his run, but even that is looking grim, as Queensland Transport has ordered the Ute go over the ' Pits ' to make sure it roadworthy.

So if your presents arent under the tree in the morning, and you hear bells ringing in the nights following, it possibly is Santa having to deliver presents from a pushbike. Lets just hope he wears his helmet !!.

[D4D]

Santa just visited our place courtesy of the local CFA, he must be making sure all the kids have been good

[Chippy76]

Always a good place to track Santa ...
http://www.noradsanta.org/

Cheers and Merry Christmas to all!

Chippy

[baldheadedgit]

I'll go outside tonight and see if I can chair him along a bit

[edz]

Airservices Australia have got it covered    http://www.airservicesaustralia.com/santa/2013/12/23/santas-flight-path-revealed/
May have to deal with some bad weather up in NT NW areas  though...

[Garfish]

Air services Australia has reported that his flight path is approved to enter australian airspace from the south, and proceed in a north south zig zag to maximise the use oft he multiple time zones within the country.   

[Renno]

Google Version

[Tim - Stratford]

Three chairs for Santa, hip-hip hooray......

[Jeepers Creepers]

Three chairs for Santa, hip-hip hooray......

I know he's fat, but three chairs.... 

Surely the fat bastard would fit into 2 chairs. 

[scarps]

Reminds me of a Xmas song

"The First Nochair"
The first Nochair the angel did say
Was to certain poor shepards in fields as they lay:
(Coz they had no chair)
In fields where they lay a keeping their sheep
On a cold winter's night that was so deep.
Nochair Nochair Nochair Nochair
Born is the King of Ikea

[Robbo]

News Flash

Santa has just landed on Speewa's Outhouse
Frightened the beejezes out of poor old Speewa
He's gunna need quite a few cans to calm him down.

Merry Christmas Everyone

[xcvator]

News Flash

Santa has just landed on Speewa's Outhouse
Frightened the beejezes out of poor old Speewa
He's gunna need quite a few cans to calm him down.

Merry Christmas Everyone

[speewa158]

Santa just visited our place courtesy of the local CFA, he must be making sure all the kids have been good



We had that up our way as well , The Old Bloke worked up a thirst doing all that 
Get the newbie he will do